[Intro]
Hmm
It's like, I don't care about nothin' man
Roll another blunt, yeah (Ohh ohh ohh)
Aw, cool
La da da da-da-da La, da daaa
La da da da (Lemme sing this song)
La da da da (Yeah)
La da da daaa
[Verse 1]
I was gonna clean my room until I got high (Ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high
My room is still messed up, and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
(Yeah hey)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da-da-da da)
[Verse 2]
I was gonna go to class before I got high (C'mon y'all, check it out)
I could'a cheated, and I could'a passed, but I got high, uh, uh
Now I'm taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(Go to the next one, go to the next one; Backaaa)
[Verse 3]
I was gonna go to work but then I got high (Ooh ooh ooh)
I just got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da da)
[Verse 4]
I was gonna go to court before I got high (Ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you wasn't, yeah)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da da)
[Verse 5]
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high
I'm serious (Ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da da)
[Verse 6]
I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La da da da da da da da da)
[Verse 7]
I was gonna make love to you (Oh) but then I got high
I'm serious (Ooh ooh ooh)
I was gonna eat yo' pussy too (Ooh) but then I got high
(He trippin', he trippin')
Now I'm jacking off (AAH) and I know why (Turn that shit off)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high (Keep going)
Because I got high (Do that over, do that over, next one)
Because I got high (Go, go, go, go)
(La-da-da da da da da)
[Verse 8]
I messed up my entire life because I got high
(Go, go, go, go)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
(Say what? Say what? Say what? Say what?)
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
(La-da-da da da da da)
[Verse 9]
I'm-a stop singing this song because I'm high (Backaaa)
(Raise the ceiling, baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
(Bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (Why man?)
[Chorus]
Yeah, hey
'Cause I'm high
'cause I'm high
'Cause I'm high (Are you really that high?)
La da da da da da, La da da da, (He really is high, man)
[Bridge]
Shoop de shooby doo-wop
Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh
'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high
(Hey where the cluck at cuz)
[Verse 10]
Well my name is Afroman, and I'm from East Palmdale (East Palmdale)
And all the tumbleweed I be smokin' is bomb as hell (Excellent delivery)
I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said (Oh my goodness)
Yes, so all of you skins (Skins) please give me more head (mwahahaha)
[Outro]
(Backaaa) Afro- mutha fuckin m-a-n (M-a-nnnnnn)
A, e, i, o, u (A, e, i, o, u), and sometimes W (Hahahahaha)
We ain't gonna sell none of these muthafuckin' albums cuz
Let's go back to Marshall Durbin and hang some mo chickens, cuz
Fuck it
Fuck the corporate world, biatch