[Intro]

's happening?

I'm just gonna do it again

You're taking ages to reply Mitch, so

Gonna be sending straight for you, you listening

It's only a quick ting

Listen, Danny Martin, Afghan Dan

Listen, yo, yo

[Verse]

If you're gonna chat to me, chat to me properly

Am I better than you? Well, probably

Mitch, you're a full-blown div and you don't know shit

'Cause, well, nobody's stopping me

It's Afghan Dan from the BPT

This side of the sea everybody knows me

Don't wanna start bragging

But if you come to my gaff it'll be your arse I'll be shagging

Twisted, yeah that's me

Thinking about which way I'm a have him

'Cause I'm a dirty bastard

Like Devilman, yeah I'll gag him

Constantly smack him

Jump on my carpet, call me Aladdin

And it don't stop there

Jump in your window, shave off your nan's hair

Jump in your kitchen, jump on the bear

Constantly onto me, can't compare

Watch how I spatter this shit in the air

I don't care

Please don't believe the crap you hear

I'm an MC and you ain't halfway there

Man's on the landing, you're downstairs

Man's at the top, punch him with the mother's parts

Back to the sideline growing grey hairs

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Make a new video please, I dare

Make a new video please, I dare

I'll backhand your granddad clean off his chair

But that's not fair, it's not his fault

I mean the things that my guy wrote

Simply because I ain't no joke and I will not choke

Thinking you're sick in your brand new coat

Selling ounces of coke

Better off phoning pope on the rope

Swear down if I saw you on the street

All that I would see is a cloud of smoke

[Outro]

Yeah, check it

Fuck off

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