[Verse: Tom Kenny]

Slime Princess, you're alright

Flame Princess, you're okay

Wildberry Princess could be better

All of the princesses are pretty alright, but

[Chorus: Tom Kenny]

Oh, Bubblegum

You look like a lot of fun

I'm right outside

And that is how I know

Hey, princess, did you get my text?

With a picture of my awesome gun-show?

I'm also working on my pecs

If you like, I'll send ya a picture of that, too

[Outro: Tom Kenny]

Oh Bubblegum, I really need someone

Or anyone, pretty much anyone

I'm so alone

Won't somebody tell me what's wrong with me?

Anybody? Anybody? Anybody?