[Verse 1]

You didn't think I would show

And I'm sorry I'm late

I'm a party killer

Who's horribly misplaced

[Verse 2]

Help your mom cut the cake

Your friends pretend to forget my name

I'm a party killer whose

Coming will be a mistake

[Chorus]

'Cause, I'll bloody my hands

And pop the balloons

Rip the streamers down

And blow the candles out

Kill the life of the party

'Cause I only wanted you

(Hmm, hmm)

[Verse 3]

God, let go of my hand

No, I don't want to dance

I'm a party killer

And the music's drowning me

[Verse 4]

Why the hell am I here?

Lock bathroom doors and try to disappear

I'm a party killer

But the victim's always me

[Chorus]

So, I'll bloody my hands

And pop the balloons

Rip the streamers down

And blow the candles out

[Bridge]

Drain the bodies in the tub

Call my mom and say, "I effed up"

And my clothes are stained red

My head is a mess

God, this night is a mess

And did you really want me?

I'm just a self-loathing, murder machine

On a killing spree

From the life of the party

[Outro]

Mmmmmm

Mmmmmm

Mmmmmm

Mmmmmm

Mmmmmm

I only wanted—

I only wanted—

I only wanted—