Modern Day Coons - Intellectual

[Intro: Blazing Saddles clip]

"Now come on, boys, where's your spirit?

I don't hear no singin'

When you was slaves, you sang like birds

Come on, how bout a good ol' nigga work song."

[Verse 1]

I say once upon a time not long ago

There lived some kings and some queens that had sold they souls

For a little bit of money, little bit of fame

The chains and the whips were the whips and the chains

It's no more different, world now you have the game

Say goodbye to the Cosbys, hello to House of Payne

Selling out our culture for some monetary gain

And you could switch the channel but the image doesn't change

Where every man's a pimp, let's call it Flavor of Love

And every girl's a ho and joins the Bad Girls Club

That's a box we outside yet

In four seasons I ain't seen a real housewife yet

I don't know whether to 'dress you as Big Momma or maybe as Big Mammy

You teach me how to dougie and I teach you how to sammie

Oscar for best actress awarded to Tyler Perry

And it's scary

[Hook 1]

But TBS just love y'all niggas

BET, yeah, they love y'all niggas

VH1, you know they love y'all niggas

Cause when y'all act like niggas

They making money off you, getting richer

Twitter love y'all niggas

Facebook, of course, they love y'all niggas

The KKK just love y'all niggas

Acting like fools being used

The modern day coons

[Verse 2]

Back when Martin used to march they was bitten by dogs

Now we call our women bitches and my niggas my dawgs

We the cause for more fights more than we fight for the cause

Wonder if Jesus walked with us when we rumpin' the law

This verse go to my (niggas) who love being (niggas)

Idolize killers, rappers, and drug dealers

Heard (I just wanna fuck every girl in the world)

And took it serious spreading AIDS and syphilis

Unprotected sex but say the baby ain't mine

Laid with a dime but child support ain't paying a dime

Never left my mama's couch but say I stay on the grind

Screaming "free my nigga [blank]" though he committed the crime

I smoke (I smoke) I drink (I drink)

Get high (get high) and don't think (don't think)

From planking to what they playing on every radio station

The new black faces, the people with black faces

[Hook 2]

You know they love y'all niggas

Media Takeout love y'all niggas

Worldstar just love y'all niggas

Cause when y'all act like niggas

They making money of you getting rich

Cheaters love y'all niggas

Maury Povich, yeah, he love y'all niggas

Because y'all love being niggas

Acting like fools, being used

The modern day coons

[Outro]

I love niggas!

Though niggas are me!

And I should only love rejects be!

I love to see niggas going through changes!

I love to see niggas kill shit!

But there's just one thing about niggas

I knew I'd love