[Intro]

Hey yo, it's like no rap album is complete

Without a song for the ladies yeah

Most rappers rap about why ladies should want them

I'ma rap about why ladies probably don't want me

Yeah 1-2 yo

[Verse 1]

I know you're sick of rappers talkin' about runnin' the house

Slappin' bitches for runnin' their mouth

With a gun in their pouch

But me, I hide my box of Kleenexes under the couch

Cause there's something about these love songs

That I'm blubbering about

And I'd rather watch a rom-com than drop bombs

I'd rather read John Keats than rock fat beats, yeah that's me!

You're probably sittin' in your seat

And thinkin', "Aw, that's sweet."

But when you see me at the show

You'll just walk right past me

Cause I can't be talking nasty to women that ask me to

More alike to Scooby than I am to a Scrappy Doo

Fist fights? Not for this guy

I'd rather just try to suss out our differences

Not stiff in the upper lips

But I'm stiffed out where it counts

But I'm a gentleman

So I won't pucker up and discuss nothin'

That me and your mother did

And I'm sorry I went through for a minute

And I apologize sorry guys, that's the way that it is

[Chorus]

Oh, you didn't know I had a sensitive side, boo?

So when we're hanging out I got a feminine side too

I'd rather hug and kiss than try to get it inside you

And when we're at the movies better know that I'll cry too

You didn't know I had a sensitive side too?

Scribbling out my feelings in these poems and these haikus

Love to sit and listen to you bout your daddy issues

And you can use my tissues too

[Verse 2]

Yeah, cause my guys friends are like

"Ain't that the reason you're rapping?

To prove that you're a tough guy?"

Nah, I rap because I love life and this is how I feel so high

When I'm laughing after a show

Back at the hotel watching Jimmy Fallon

Do rappers get the ladies and get laid?

Well if they do then, baby, check me after my set plays

I'd be happy to get like seven digits

Than after we commiserate in like three days

I'd love to check in on you and visit

I'll bring a bouquet of roses and I'll dress to impress

And you can wear your best perfume and your favorite dress

And we can hit the town and talk for hours

That is unless you'd rather maybe check a movie instead

And at the end of the date

I kiss your hand and maybe ask you to dance

And then say, "I'd love to do this again."

And then she'd probably say

"Oh, you're great but, my schedule contends

So maybe we'd be better off as friends."

I mean uh

That's cool and I-

I respect...your decision

You know what I'm saying? and uh

And who doesn't need more friends, right?

Friends are awesome, right?

I mean, that's cool, right?

Whatever, man

I didn't really like her that much anyways

[Chorus]

Oh, you didn't know I had a sensitive side, boo?

So when we're hanging out I got a feminine side too

I'd rather hug and kiss than try to get it inside you

And when we're at the movies better know that I'll cry too

You didn't know I had a sensitive side too?

Scribbling out my feelings in these poems and these haikus

Love to sit and listen to you bout your daddy issues

And you can use my tissues too

[Verse 3]

Yeah, and they tell me I should try to maintain

That I'll just ruin my name

If I'm so honest with my sensitive brain

Well maybe I should just reap the game and be an asshole

And stop calling the dames and never even explain

But I say it's y'all that oughta drop the tough guy act

I've had enough of trying to put back together

What the rest of you motherfuckers is breakin'

When you just bust right past

It's bullshit in a china shop; love behind glass

Yo sensitive guys gotta let it be known

And if you're sensitive inside all the way down to the bone

Then don't let nobody make you embarrassed

Just cause you talk to your parents all on the phone

And take your house guests' coat

Cause even rappers can be sensitive too

I know you see me rapping and you're thinking it's not true

And some people say I oughta change my ways

But I'd rather be myself

I'm a sensitive guy, I bet that you are too

[Chorus]

Oh, you didn't know I had a sensitive side, boo?

So when we're hanging out I got a feminine side too

I'd rather hug and kiss than try to get it inside you

And when we're at the movies better know that I'll cry too

You didn't know I had a sensitive side too?

Scribbling out my feelings in these poems and these haikus

Love to sit and listen to you bout your daddy issues

And you can use my tissues too