[Intro]

Are there married folks out there tonight? Married folks

I love it. Okay, this is for you guys

[Verse]

You tell me I'm wrong

But I know I'm right

You say, "No fucking way"

But I insist that I'm right

So I pull out my phone

And I look it up

I right away see I was wrong

But I pretend I can't find the answer

So I fake like I'm still looking

And you say, "So who's right?"

I say, "My phone sucks"

And blame AT&T reception

Then you start to look it up

So I just grab your phone and drop it into a glass of iced tea

[Outro]

Thank you