Listen now, the witch doth speak

To those not interested in the treats

Forlorn with age, the mind does rot

And candy treats, they thrill you not

More maligned for mischief?

I'll teach you now some dirty tricks

For those who seek to cast revenge

For your foes, the fun does end

Pranks

When the kidding stops

That's when the killing starts

Horrid hijinks on Hallow's Eve

Pranks of cruelty

Start with vulgar cranks on the phone

Call them when they're all alone

Tell them that you'rе in their house

Then snip thе lines so the power's out

Now take that sparking power cord

And wrap it around the knob of the door

So when they go to make an escape

Ten thousand volts to immolate

Last gasps and rasps from convulsing goo

Just like a bag of flaming poo

And I think you know just what to do

Stomp the face out with your shoe

How to solve the problem of the body?

Take it to a random Halloween party

Tell everyone there it's just a prop

That you got it from the costume shop

Dissect and dice up the vital organs

And serve them to the guest as hors d'oeuvres

Anything left now of the corpse?

Leave under the neighbor's porch

Pranks

When treats are just a bore

And you burn for something more

This wicked witch has jokes in store

Of splattered fucking gore

One more goof on newborn parents

But I don't know If I should share this

Even for a hag, it's quite abhorrent

'Cause in their crib, you place a rodent

Rabid, starved, a vicious beast

Sics on flesh, a supple feast

When they come to check on the brat

They only find a well-fed rat

Ah

Pranks

When the kidding stops

That's when the killing starts

Horrid hijinks on Hallow's Eve

Pranks of cruelty

Pranks

When treats are just a bore

And you burn for something more

This wicked witch has jokes in store

Of splattered fucking gore