[Verse 1]

He be the count of Monte Cristo

Could be a quake any day

Maybe somebody from Siam

Begin the era of a new Reich

[Pre-Chorus]

Keeps lickin' all the honey

Chewin' up the fat he rakes

Instead of sendin' to the lions

They cover him with praise

[Chorus]

All hail Caesar

Hail, hail

All hail Caesar

Hail, hail

[Verse 2]

Down at the epicenter, things started heatin' up

Rockin' up the Richter scale

Swingin' in the chariot, around and around, we go

The senators rehearse the tale

[Pre-Chorus]

Starrin' in the coliseum

Tied upon the rack

Up comes the thumb of Caesar

To stab you in the back

[Chorus]

All hail Caesar

Hail, hail

All hail Caesar

Hail, hail

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]

Down at the epicenter, things started heatin' up

Rockin' up the Richter scale

Swingin' in the chariot, around and around, we go

As the senators rehearse the tale

Watch out, Caesar

Watch out, Caesar

I said "hail"

I said "hail"

I said "hail"

I said "hail"

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

[Instrumental Break]

Hail

Hail

Hail

[Chorus]

All hail Caesar

Hail, hail

All hail Caesar

Hail, hail

All hail Caesar

Hail, hail

All hail Caesar

Hail, hail

[Outro]

You need eyes in the back of your head, boy

Or you're dead