[Verse 1: Abstrakt]

Blood splatters in lateral, hit collateral

Body parts are parted in part of a field of catapults

Infallible, flow is logical like quantum physics is

A mind equal only to that of a wanted physicist

Caught eating porridge on the porch of a poor porn star

Stole her car tore out the security system, OnStar

It’s clear that this adolescent flow is unheard of

Crosses inverted, making sure to offend the newly converted

Semen inserted, perverted priest who’s assertive

Over teen anus; it’s heinous, I know, his goals are insertive

This is a place where your faith can’t save you

You’re tied up and gagged now, so who you gonna pray to?

Now if I catch you running it’s best to be certain

I’ll slice your meat curtains so have a seat, courtesy

Of me, I got a Gatorade refilled with Windex

Pour it down, fuck around, you open up to incest

You princess, shit, you’re fucking nasty get off of me

You’re calling me you’re making every day look like its Halloween

Let’s not forget, not only are you kooky but you smell like dookie

You’re better off as sloppy seconds for my man Boogie

You’re so stupid that you’re leaving me speechless

Kind of like how Puff did to Krabs, I repeat this

Here eat this, it’ll make you feel better that’s a promise

Just kidding, it’s a sandwich full of mayo and my friends’ pubes

You say ew, but you know you’re just another dirty hooch

That’s not an invite, to me you’re still a surly pooch (Ooh)

Now pink is getting stinky, I’d recommend some Vagisil

But in your case you’re gonna need a window sill

Alright enough is enough