[Intro]

Alright, let's one take this shit

[Verse 1: Abstrakt]

I’m the kid that steals candy from toddlers at the carnival

But I’m a carnivore, so I toss the candy at a whore

I gave her twelve seconds to run but she just wanted more

So I gave it to her raw shimmy shimmy fucking ya

Hey yo, take a hit of this, it’s that Cali cannabis

You think that you can handle it? Shit, I got a can of this

You can bring your stress but I don’t plan on having it

I already got some dank chilling in the cabinet

Now look, I don’t only rap about killing shit

I can rap about the herb to broken relationships

But I ain’t gonna do that shit ‘cause you don’t want to sit through it

So I stick to bud, it’s universal and intuitive

The smoke is smooth so it’s probably best that you be kind to it

Inhale, and exhale, like your throat’s a conduit

Take a hit and pretty soon you’re gonna be all into it

Wait a sec you’re gonna be all faded and incompetent

Call Carl Sagan up and get to fucking blazing up

Feeling like an astronaut, stuck, and then we’re gazing up

Rolling up Swishers until fingers form blisters

A blunt to the face gets you twisted like twisters

The bowl is lackin’, get crackin’ wait who’s packin’

Call in the captain, oh shit here’s comes the kraken

Smashing through the ceiling like, what the fuck just happened

Screaming crazy like Sticky Fingaz when he’s rappin’

It’s clear this is a marijuana-influenced style

Buddah went and then enlightened up the white grape Owl

Now the second hand’s spinning and minutes turn into hours

Cottonmouth spitting and munchies that we devour

And people always saying that weed makes you lazy

Well maybe that’s exactly what I need ‘cause I’m crazy

Can’t phase me, I’m faded, way past elevated

But you can stay mad like an ex-girl who’s jaded