JAGUAR JACK

By ABSRDST

Released on October 31, 2022

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[Spoken intro]

No phones!

I said no phones!

You can have this pussy when you earn it, earn it, earn it

Bring a bag of weed so we can burn it, burn it, burn it

When we take your money, won’t return it, turn it, turn it

Try to take my blood you don’t deserve it, serve it, serve it

Jaguar Jack and he’s 8 feet tall

Sweatpants packed, make the bad boys crawl

Femboy cats with their paws on the wall

In the bathroom stall, say yah yah yah

Yipeekaya with a die hard bod

He’s a big cat with a big cat squad

On a long leash but he’s still in charge

Fucking bow down for your brand new god

You can have this pussy when you earn it, earn it, earn it

Bring a bag of weed so we can burn it, burn it, burn it

Whеn we take your money, won’t rеturn it, turn it, turn it

Try to take my blood you don’t deserve it, serve it, serve it

He’s a big cat but he ain’t no puss

If you got a peach he can make it squish

Big fat guns like an action flick

Make you see spots when he’s slangin’ that dick

Put you in a headlock, make you sweat

Ride him so fast like a new Corvette

Get yourself choked and you won’t forget

With a scratched up back and a marked up neck

If you got the cash you can take a ride

Look him in the eye when he’s deep inside

Maybe get a taste of his Jaguar Pie

For the girls and the guys with the really thick thighs

You can have this pussy when you earn it, earn it, earn it

Bring a bag of weed so we can burn it, burn it, burn it

When we take your money, won’t return it, turn it, turn it

Try to take my blood you don’t deserve it, serve it, serve it

Jaguar Jack and he’s 8 feet tall

Sweatpants packed, make the bad boys crawl

Femboy cats with their paws on the wall

In the bathroom stall, say yah yah yah

Yipeekaya with a die hard bod

He’s a big cat with a big cat squad

On a long leash but he’s still in charge

Fucking bow down for your brand new god


[Spoken outro]

Hey boss, looking for a f*ck?

F*ck me!

How bold of you

These cuffs are a little tight, officer…

Yowza!

Behave

I think I see it!

I will break you

Almost…

My grandma can f*ck harder than that!

Get back to work, you goon

Eh, burn in hell!