Some might call me a fartiste

The master of the brew, my rectal love goo

Behind a shitstained curtain, true love never so pungent

Mephitic, septic, a true delicatesse

Gauging my precious hors-turd

Masterfully catered as a shit filled chef d'œuvre

Separating shit from fart, my culinary skills are true art

Some might call it banal, yet treats for me come from the brown canal

Serve the porcelain dominator

Serve the eternal turd masticator

Another round lodged in the chamber

One on deck volcanic in anger

Separating shit from fart, treats for me come from the brown canal

Serve the porcelain dominator

Serve the eternal turdmasticator

Grotesque

Colour me grotesque, an appetiser in dégoût

These shallow halls for me are anything but everlasting

A burrito bowl the onset of a plat de résistance so charming

These shallow halls for me are anything but everlasting

A burrito bowl the onset of a plat de résistance so charming

Jalapeño disaster, awaken the master blaster

Digestive prolapse, the colon in shambles

Horrific and grotesque

Heaving with chunks, I'm such a dirty hunk

Separating shit from fart, my culinary skills are true art

Some might call it banal, yet treats for me come from the brown canal