[Natty Ice]

Mr. Always Dress Nice, gneiss cause I rock

The name's Natty Ice but my rhymes supah hot

Dressed like Mikan, yo' Astro I'm likin'

But it's not my fault, no slipping, no strikin'

AB Studios exclusive like the Grey Beard Society

Krishna Woodruff teaching Hindu propriety

Wanna meditate? Grab a copy of the Gita

Quiet while I'm preaching: "Shhh," like Nita

Old like a fossil, Wilson's teaching till he's eighty

But he makes a difference to the children down in Haiti

Shoutout to my roomie, even though he's gone

Me and Andy - dream team like Kobe and Lebron

Dr. Dean bailed (Gareth) halfway through the year

Took his talents with him but the RapGenius still here

If I hadn't come, I'd be dealing in the hood, man

Instead I run the hill with my power stance, Goodman

I'm El Capitan reppin' the Soccer Academy

This team is like my family, always be a part of me

Not Mr. Dickson but I can teach you how to Doug-ie

Just raise your hand, I'll come to you and pass the mic to Muggy

[Muggy G]

Yeah my name is Muggy, and you know I hit the dougie

Smooth like babies using Huggies, when I hit it in my Snuggie

I hit it with the hoop troop, when they ballin' on da court

Basketball wives watch their husbands play their sport

You know that my dougie is a gift straight from God

Just like our Chaplain, the man, Father Todd

Campbell won the race, but that's okay

Y'all missing out on this croquet

[Kimchino]

Straight from Korea in the far Far East

I'm spitting fire like a mythical beast (Dragon)

Coach P in the weight room, big like Lebowski

Sleeping in stats class: sorry, Rutkowski

Society thinks that rap should be profane

But my message is sacred: "Better to abstain"

You know where I live AC, washers always broken

"I'll fix it... later" - GP has spoken

AB might be run down, but it's got some charm

So even after all that, I love living in the dorm

That's why I came to AB all the way from Seoul

Kimchino spitting fire again - stop, drop and roll!

[Muggy G]

Roll with the tide but I'm not from Alabamer

Sweet until your grades come out, like the Velvet Hammer

My rap game is sick with fever, overheating

I need Dr. Hynes to prescribe me some more readings

I got a pretty face like my boy Dorian Gray

That's why I get all H's from DVK

Senior English readings tend to get obscene

I'd interpret *Jane Eyre* but I gotta keep it clean

[Lil Vayne]

Clean like Febreeze, always saying please

I'm a new man, no longer getting P's

Cause after having Mr. Hailey and having Mr. Ross

I can bounce, wiggle, cross like an algebraic boss

And when they ask me "What is a logarithm?"

I just hit the dougie cause you know I got the rhythm

They be like 'Richie' (what?) how you do that in Bahama?

Charming good looks and I got them from my Mama

Lucky with the ladies cause I'm smooth like silk

Only till they catch me stealing chocomilk

Couldn't sweet talk myself out of DC with Ms. Coe

On bounds? Joke's on you, I don't have anywhere to go

If you wanna find me you can catch me at the track

Show you how I always put the team on my back

I'm a real athlete, so I go to Ricky often

Always the same story: "Ice and Ibuprofen"

Muhammad Ali, you can’t put up a fight

Breaking hearts left and right, but I'm not Zach Wright

[Muggy G]

Camelbak in my North Face, Chubbies are a disgrace

Oxfords and front tucks, Lulu in white Chucks

Comb overs n' Range Rovers, boats match my boat shoes

Platinum at Southby, private planes fly by

Tarrytown is Sperry-town, Westlake is the best lake

Nike shorts and a big T, next year, sorority

Brooks Brothers, my brother, Polo, I'll buy another

In my Fratagonia, day students I'm on to ya...

[So Silky]

Thank you all, from your handsome MC

Ladies and gentlemen... AB