[USHER]

I don't have AIDS

And I don't care about marriage

And I will never be pushing

A loud-ass baby around in a carriage

No, I'll just walk around with a scowl on my face

Like I'm Betty Friedan

Because the second wave feminist in me

Is at war with the dick-sucking black gay man

Who's not looking for now

As much as fifteen years later

And so the Grindr crowd

Turns me into a chronic stay-at-home masturbator

When I wanna go out on a Saturday night

I don't feel that I can

Because the second wave feminist in me

Is at war with the dick-sucking black gay man

So I fall outside of the norm

Cause I burn my bra to keep warm

While most of my brethren swarm

To Beyonce and Rihanna

And bareback and felching and so on

But they won't get AIDS

Cause now they're taking Truvada

And I don't know what to say

So I stay in my corner, and I just say nada

And watch them all do what they want

Without fear, without having a plan

Meanwhile, the second wave feminist in me

Is at war with the dick-sucking black gay man

So nobody cums on my chest

And I come off sounding repressed

But maybe that's all for the best

If I want something deeper

And someone who thinks I'm a keeper

And who can understand

My long hesitation

And who will take my hand

And help me undo this polarization

And lets me curl up with Charlene, Mary-Jo, Julia and Suzanne

Until the second wave feminist in me

Ends the war with his dick-sucking black gay man