Touch-Sensitive Lamp - Intellectual

[Intro]

Touch the lamp

I got a brand new light today

In a very enlightening kind of way

It's a lamp that turns on when you touch it

There's nothing else like it on the market

And best of all, I didn't have to pay

It's got three brightness settings of its own

You can place it right down inside your little home

Oh, and also, you can turn it off

But why would you need to turn it off?

You sure need some brightness of your own

Touch the lamp (bright, brighter, brightest, turn it on) with your hand

Don't just stand there, touch the lamp

Touch the lamp (don't go ahead and, turn it off) go to bed

Don't just sit there, touch the lamp

Don't turn it off for too long every day

Because if you do, well, then you'll have to pay (just $49.99)

Oh no, don't take the lightbulb out

It's a very special kind of lightbulb, now

Don't mind those little bones underneath the shade

This lamp is all you'll ever need (please trust me)

It's very important, can't you see? (please take this from me)

I know, it seems like a sketchy buy

But it's something you will have to try

There's a 12-month satisfaction guarantee

Touch the lamp (bright, brighter, brightest, turn it on) with your hand

Don't just stand there, touch the lamp

Touch the lamp (don't go ahead and turn it off)

Don't just sit there, touch the lamp

Fine, I'll give it to you, just for free

None of this matters anymore to me

I'm desperate to give you this lamp, you see

Because this lamp is not what it seems

It's built and managed in the sea

And produced by anglerfish companies

Oh, lamp (bright, brighter, brightest, turn it on) with your hand

Don't just stand there, touch the lamp

Touch the lamp (just go ahead and turn it off) don't try to circumvent it

Don't just sit there, touch the lamp