[Intro: Tekyume]

Okay, hello class (Hello!)

I'm Professor Tekyume and I have a very, very special guest for you today

His name is Lil Boom (Wow!)

Everyone say "Hello Lil Boom!" (Hi Lil Boom!)

Okay-okay class, I want everyone to be on their best manners today (Yes sir)

Lil Boom and I will be teaching you how to become rockstars (Yeah!)

Ayy, ayy, ayy

[Chorus: Tekyume & Lil Boom]

This a rockstar party

Got a rockstar shawty

She got a rockstar body

Double my cup but ain't no molly

This a rockstar party

Got a rockstar shawty

She got a rockstar body

Double my cup but ain't no molly (Yeah, yeah, Lil Boom)

[Verse 1: Lil Boom]

You can keep the double cup, I'm sippin' like a fuckin' truck

You bitch said that she wanna fuck, I gotta [?]

All my music trash as fuck

Your bitch got an ass to fuck

Say you gettin' cash but somethin' not addin' up

Glock on my hip in case this city boy actin' up

I ain't talkin' sweet, fuck with me and you get tatted up

You too close to me, I'm the teacher, so back up

Drown in the pussy, nigga, had to swim back up

I just robbed twelve, nigga, had to call back up

I'm so retarded, bitch, I need to need to be on the slow bus

Yo' bitch say she know but she don't really know us

Yo' bitch on my dick, ch-ch-ch-choke 'em

Smokin' on that gas pack, this bitch blowin'

Choppa put a hole in a nigga, like a doughnut

Bitch, I'm finna boot up on these niggas, like I'm Gohan

Grindin' like a mother fuckin' skater with a mohawk

[Verse 2: Tae Retro]

You think that it's funny, play you like a dummy, you walk with the dead, ayy

These niggas, they talk about guns in their raps, get popped in the head, ayy

Your girl comin' over, we play some 2K, she gave me the head, ayy

It's really no wonder that Tae Retro really be stackin' up bread

I feel like a nerd, talk to the hoe and I will not get curved

Yo' girl just hit me, she live in the 'burbs

[?] Skywalker, don't walk on the curb

Sit down and listen, the class is in session

Go to PornHub just to kill my depression

Look at my pockets, I really be flexin'

Look at yo' girl, we really be textin', ayy

Look at the way that a young nigga slide on the beat with no effort, ayy

Shawty a couger but she on the hunt, so I call her a leopard, ayy

Heard that she real, so Tae Retro, honestly I had to test her, ayy

Walk around town with the plans in my house, I feel like I'm Lester

[Verse 3: Tekyume]

She call my phone and I answer like "What's up?"

She's tryna ask if she can ride on my truck

[?] on me they never gon' switch up

I love my dad but he not in the picture

I smashed your girl but I will not go ditch her

I'm smokin' exotic, you smokin' on swishers

She give me that zombie head, just like a clicker

I started small but I'm gettin' bigger

These girls be chasin' me, they all gold diggers

You boy ain't broke, he made one figure

I'm tryna eat healthy, I'm watchin' my figure

These groupies, they bouncin' on me like I'm Tigger

Stay with my team, we got them beams

I am not sour but I'm with the cream

I'm gettin' high but I'm not a fiend

Aight-aight, for real-for real

[Chorus: Tekyume]

This a rockstar party

Got a rockstar shawty

She got a rockstar body

Double my cup but ain't no molly

This a rockstar party

Got a rockstar shawty

She got a rockstar body

Double my cup but ain't no molly, yeah

[Outro: Tekyume]

Okay class, okay-okay

Settle down everyone

I'm very happy with the results

Now everyone say "Thanks Mr. Retro!" (Thanks Mr. Retro!)

And say thanks to Lil Boom (Thanks Lil Boom!)

Everyone say "Goodbye!" (Goodbye!)

(Oh my god, dude, we got to meet Lil Boom and Tae Retro. I know, dude, it's so cool, I can tell me mom. I'm a rockstar!)