The Friends Zone - Intellectual

[Verse 1: Shitake Monkey]

I've seen the twin peaks and I've climbed them in my dreams

Seems like every song is about us, but you won't let me in between

My vision is doubled from the Viagra I brought, thinkin' 'bout your bubble girl

Still talkin' late on the phone, foresakin' Johnson in the friends zone

[Pre-Chorus: Shitake Monkey]

I love talkin' 'bout your ex all night

We can stay all up night, listenin' to your life

Tryna touch the gun rack, and you take a step back

Now I know why you're wack, and never get the booty go

Sex, if I can, go

Back to before I even thought to take you home

[Chorus]

Ma-ma-ma-ma, you makin' me crazy

Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do

Ma, ma-ma, you makin' me crazy

Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma

Ma-ma, you makin' me crazy

Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do

Ma, ma-ma, you makin' me crazy

Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma

[Verse 2: Shitake Monkey]

Now it's been hours and I'm talking still the same

I need a shower just to take this blue balls away

Think it would be enough when you felt my third leg, and kickin' it to you girl

I'm callin' 3-1-1 for a gap, I gotta find me a next chick, tonight

[Pre-Chorus: Shitake Monkey]

I love talkin' 'bout your ex all night

We can stay all up night, listenin' to your life

Tryna touch the gun rack, and you take a step back

Now I know why you're wack, and never get the booty go

Sex, if I can, go

Back to before I even thought to take you home

[Chorus: Shitake Monkey]

Ma-ma-ma-ma, you makin' me crazy

Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do

Ma, ma-ma, you makin' me crazy

Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma

Ma-ma, you makin' me crazy

Ma, and I don't know what you wanna do

Ma, ma-ma, you makin' me crazy

Ma, ma-ma, ma, ma, ma

[Interlude: 88-Keys]

Yeah, welcome to the friends zone

Don't make yourself too comfy up in here, I guarantee you won't like it

The only way I be your BFF girl

Is if, I'm your Best Fucking Friend

Let's go

Shitake Monkey

[Outro]

He decided after all that nice guy shit

He was not ever gonna get chump change

The next girl that he met

Was getting those two silver circles

She was gettin' handcuffed