Pseudo

By 6Degrees

On Pseudo

Released on August 28, 2026

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[Intro]

It was 6degrees

6Degrees

6Degrees right now in Toronto


[Chorus: Jahrovi, MC Hash & C-Ashrun]

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto


[Verse 1: Jahrovi, MC Hash & C-Ashrun]

Just trust me bro you did your research?

Those some nice talking points that you went and rehearsed

They take the truth and they always tryna twist it

Telling me that vaccines make me autistic

Every day the list gets a little bit longer

Those energy bracelets, that alkaline water

But that ain’t gonna do jack, let’s face it

If anything just make your personality more basic!

Truth bomb truth missile need a fistful of crystals

Protect you from this pistol I make you wishful

I’m the chocolate chakra to contradict yo mantra

I know you want to run to ya palm reader

Emcees got brain worms like Robert Kennedy

Using ayahuasca for at home remedy

Parthenon of phenomenon, Leprechaun to epsilon

Shooting stars in the sky make a wish before it's gone

Giving me ammunition to control demolitions

Of all yo wack ass pseudoscience superstitions

And they wonderin', “what's holding me back?”

While they seeking remedies at their homeopath


[Chorus: Jahrovi, MC Hash & C-Ashrun]

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto


[Verse 2: Jahrovi, MC Hash & C-Ashrun]

They anti-vax, they anti-facts, it's evil

Ignorance is resurrecting shit just like the measles

These Weasels on TV dress up as a fox

They Got the jab and told you set up road blocks

Yo you the pseudoscientist, why you lie and shit

Going on and on about what the fuckin' Mayans did

Mercury retrograde close but your logic's far

3rd eye wide open, yet still can’t park the car

'Cause your technique ain’t foolproof it's just feng shui

I rearrange the bars every time that my lungs spray

I dun say stars aligned so grab this Big Dipper

Healing cosmic frequencies for spliff lickers

I dropped a Gemini, picked up an Aquarius

Hilarious slightly confused and contrarious

And they ain't concerned with actual facts

It's why they seeking remedies at their naturopaths


[Chorus: Jahrovi, MC Hash & C-Ashrun]

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto


[Verse 3: Jahrovi]

Ignorant confidence formed into a new alliance

And all they do is push that pseudoscience

You can buy it, from any mom-and-pop shop

It's ubiquitous, much bigger than you think it is

So who knew this voodoo would take over YouTube

So many so called gurus tellin' me what I should do to improve my life, like practice meditation

Yo why you hiding that you self medicating?

Coincidence…hmmm I’m just saying well

222 ain’t no number from no angel

They do it 'cause they like it

Spending all they money out on psychics

And every single night get

Readings from their tarot card

Yo it's very hard for them to understand that they're at odds

Witt witt with reality, they succumbing to the fallacy

Nah for real though! So come in it's for all to see

'Cause they really out here spreading fat lies

They ain’t just living in the past, they living in one of their past lives

Since last time, it's only gettin' worse now with AI

We outsourcing thinking, every single day I'm saying shoot! We in trouble when the youth can't troubleshoot

The daily GPT use is the subtle proof

So don’t even try to hold me back with no zodiac

I only roll with facts and plus you know I know it's wack

To make a plan in life they ain't never been eager

So they seeking remedies at their energy healers


[Chorus: Jahrovi, MC Hash & C-Ashrun]

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto

You pseudo like wudo, I take you down like Judo

Watchu know, you got demoted like you was Pluto