(Booty Man speaks with a drunken slur)

(phone ringing)

Curtis: Hello?

Jay-Ski: Yo, may I speak to Curtis?

Curtis: Curtis? Yeah, this me!

Jay-Ski: Yo, what up, fool, yo, we goin' to get some Hennessy, man, you want some?

Curtis: Hennessy? Yeah, I like Hennessy. Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it?

Jay-Ski: Naw

Curtis: Here it go

Jay-Ski: Nah, man

Curtis: Here it go

(Track starts here)

[Hennessy...]

Booty Man: Yeah, this is Booty Man in the house, right, tell you a lil' sumn'...

Hennessy, hennessy

Hennessy, hennessy (Here it go)

Hennessy

Lord, I wanna get messed up

With E&J inside my cup

Although I am black and proud

The cognac has got me actin' ignorant

Brothers just have to keep messin' up

Why do they gotta get pissy drunk?

For some strange reason it had to be

I had to drink that Hennessy, now

Take me to another bar, take me to a APC

So, I can get a 2-liter Coke and 1/5 of Hennessy

Take me to another bar, drop me off to the APC

So, I can get a 2-liter Coke and 1/5 of Hennessy

Curtis: The Rotweiller? He went to Max Liquors

Lemonhead? He went to the Edgewood Lounge. Rico?

He went to get some beer and cashews. Some beer and cashews!

Booty Man:

Help me. Won't you help me?

Would you help me find my waaaaay home?

My momma ain't home...

(Dial tone)

Curtis: Heh heh heh heh ... you like it? Hello?

Operator: If you'd like to make ...

Curtis: He mussa hung up

Operator: ... a call, please hang up and try again