Released on April 11, 2025

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[Verse 1]

Jesus drives a Volkswagen down past Jefferson Way

I don't think he'll run you over as long as you pray

Uber Eats has revolutionized delivery

Nobody is innocent and nothing here is free

Up above Surtur's compound, the sky is oh so grey

It's a dog-eats-dog world and everyone is a stray

Bitcoin is inarguably modern alchemy

The robots are here and they're incredibly friendly


[Chorus]

Two thousand twelve was the last year

Yeah, it was the last year

Twenty twelve was thе last year

The future is clеar


[Verse 2]

Jesus considers your data when it's rose-tinted

And his newest NFT, it is freshly minted

Eras concert tickets are on sale now for a grand

Units of data travel through wind like grains of sand

And this golden crucifix, it was 3D printed

Server blood will drip, and it will be flower scented

Intestines will rip and human beings will be scanned

Things will be so much better now that life's On Demand


[Chorus]

Two thousand twelve was the last year

Yeah, it was the last year

Twenty twelve was the last year

The future is clear


[Instrumental Solo]


[Verse 3]

Jesus runs surveillance, helped by his twelve person clique

And he bought you a lighter manufactured by BIC

There's a kind and loving godless God who runs this place

Oscillating waveforms are conducted with such grace

Inserting the chip is easy, just a little prick

Jesus has another name, and it, of course, is Nick

Nothing disappears, there is no way to leave no trace

Something has gone seriously wrong here in this place


[Pre-Chorus]

(And two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two)


[Chorus]

Two thousand twelve was the last year

Yeah, it was the last year

Twenty twelve was the last year

The future is clear