[Chorus 1]

Get your homophobic chicken

Yeah, get your homophobic chicken

Your fingers you will be lickin'

When you eat homophobic chicken

[Verse 1]

You know, I tried to eat at Zaxby's

But it just wasn't the same

The flavor of your bigotry

Puts their seasonings to shame

[Chorus 2]

So get your homophobic chicken

Yeah, get your homophobic chicken

Your fingers you will be lickin'

When you eat homophobic chicken

[Verse 2]

You know, I went to Colonel Sanders

Only to turn myself away

I gave my money to your charities

And they asked me if I was gay (hey!)

[Chorus 3]

So get your homophobic chicken

Yeah, get your homophobic chicken

Your fingers you will be lickin'

When you eat homophobic chicken

Yeah, get your homophobic chicken

Please get your homophobic chicken

Your fingers you will be lickin'

When you eat homophobic chicken

[Instrumental Solo]

[Final Chorus]

Get your homophobic chicken

Yeah, get your homophobic chicken

Your fingers you will be lickin'

When you eat homophobic chicken

Eat your homophobic chicken

Yeah, get your homophobic chicken

Your fingers you will be lickin'

When you eat homophobic chicken