[Chorus: G*Star and JP]
It’s 2013, the word means, it’s G
And JP we’re back, 64 on the scene
Nobody scream, who cares where we been
We’re back now to kill 'em, in 2013
[G*Star]
C-c-click-clack, get back, we're on the attack
We got years worth of slack and we’re pickin' it up
On this track, we’re smack-talkin', we’re overstocked
On an ass-whuppin', so everyone please form a queue
Don't gotta prove it to you, we just do it
Don’t screw with us or our crew, let’s get to it
And turn smiles to frowns, respect the crowns
Of the first internet rappers to lay the smack down
Pale against the scale of my system specs
And fail as bad as McHale at the VGX
In fact, forget fail, just call it McHale-ing
I like my soup fresher than the crap you're exhaling
Oh snap, XBox record that
Make a GIF of it, send it to my Twitch chat
Yeah I said GIF, it's a hard G, just like me
I'm graphic: 720p
Oh wait I'm sorry, what’s that, an Atari 720?
Don't tell me, you're tryin' to offend me
Or was it 1080 Xbox? Don't hate me
Just get your stats straight and we’ll settle this like babies
[Chorus: G*Star and JP]
It’s 2013, the word means, it’s G
And JP we’re back, 64 on the scene
Nobody scream, who cares where we been
We’re back now to kill 'em, in 2013
[JP]
It's an attack track from the dark side of XBox Live
A rhyme in the back from across the map just in time
To remind the whack kids just how leet we rhyme
Woah slow down, "1337 Jer", you're behind the times
"Oo-ya 'cause I play now on my Android, eh?
Clickin' cows gives me the the grains I need to plant more hay
And spin my winnings into coins at a max of five per day
To play slots for gold drops and top spots and my friends' praise
It's basically slave labour but it's free to play!"
Man, what happened to video games while we were away?
Where's the love they generated in those golden days
When the PlayStation generation took the Nintendo nation
By storm and gave us the thrill of exploration
In full three dimensions and self-actualization
Like we'd never had before?
Now partitioned and rationed into yearly iterations
All we see is stagnation, franchise exploitation
We're not gonna take it, the cycle must break
And it's breaking, it's time for a new generation
64's got the rage and we're here to clean your plate, son
[Chorus: G*Star and JP]
It’s 2013, the word means, it’s G
And JP we’re back, 64 on the scene
Nobody scream, who cares where we been
We’re back now to kill 'em, in 2013
[G*Star]
I mean to brag, and I mean to boast
You know I got a Knack for breakin' off some Ghosts
Greatness is waiting and I answer the Call
Of Duty and above all I'm ready to Brawl
'Cause everyone is looking at me sayin' whatever
"Such handsome, much smart, wow, very clever"
The power’s in me, the shiba’s in you
So bow down dog, I'm comin' through
[Commodore 64]
I'm coming back from when I crashed in twenty-oh-four
You may know me as the captain but my rank is Commodore
64 is coming back 'cause it's 2013
And you know that in the background there will always be me
The puppetmaster I control MCs and producers
To out-process and -rhyme all of you mortal computers
Your think your keyboard's dope but I chew on it like Chiclets
I'll discharge my CRT to turn your LCD to pigments
It's not really my style to output tracks like this
But Y2K is past, you have to know what time it is
And that goes for Asus, Motorola, NEC
Apple, IBM, Samsung, Oracle and HP
Sharp, Dell, Sony, Vizio, Toshiba, Gateway, Intel
Sony, Panasonic, Razer, HTC, Packard Bell
It's not that have anything against you towers
But just know that if you cross me I will cut your power
It's 2013 and we are here to stay
Commodore 64 and 64K
[G*Star]
'Cause then the fox said
Nothing, the fox is dead, he's sitting on Macklemore's head
And the thrift shop is where they're gonna find you
On deep discount clearance, by the PS2s
[JP]
You try to step with your VSync we got G*Star and G-Sync
We render our Steam shit in Super HD
Kid, get out of our crib, we've got all the achievements
And trophies, prestige, across all CODs it's
Not fair when I bust a double-ultra hundred hits
Then stream your defeat, just to show all of Twitch
How we stole every kill, denied every streak
Don't forget about Tray, boy we know where we've been
But we don't need a Triforce to show you the links
'Cause the verdict's defeat and you'd better take a seat, 'cause
[Chorus: G*Star and JP]
It’s 2013, the word means, it’s G
And JP we’re back, 64 on the scene
Nobody scream, who cares where we been
We’re back now to kill 'em, in 2013
Yeah 2013, the word means, it’s Gee
And JP we’re back, 64 on the scene
Nobody scream... who cares where we been
We’re back, we ain’t leavin' 2013