The LoadingReadyRap

By 64K

Released on October 8, 2004

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[Intro: GStar, JP, Ice Tray, GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

This is the remix

(Uh uh uh uh)

GStar, Ice Tray y'all, JP

LRR in the house, Season 2!

(Uh)

[Verse 1: GStar, JP, Ice Tray]

Commodore 64 was revolutionary

So many games, it was almost excruciating

Pitfall!, Poker, Spy Hunter, and Pong (What?)

And even a bootleg of Donkey Kong (Oh!)

I had one for years now and it was a dream

But turn it on today, and what do I see? (What?)

It didn't have no text, not in white or green

Instead all I could see was a blank blue screen

WTF, I thought, and it was a fright

I knew that this would lead to a sleepless night

But I didn't give up to go and take that nap

Instead I stood and fixed it with the LoadingReadyRap!

[Verse 2: GStar, Ice Tray]

To use the rap solution I would need my bros

So I picked up the telephone and called in Mo

"What the hеll you on about?", I asked him straight

"My Commodore!" "What, you say it's bein' iratе?" (Yeah)

Thirty-eight thousand, nine hundred eleven (Yo)

Basic bytes dead, and on its way up to Heaven. (Damn right)

"Don't you worry, homes, and don't you be a knob, (Uh)

Cause Morgan's on his way, and he's on the job!"

So now that we're together, we can fix this thing

With sixty-four karats of pure bling-bling. (What?)

'Cause we're not stupid, and we don't take crap

And now we're gonna fix it with the LoadingReadyRap!

[Verse 3: GStar, JP, Ice Tray, GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

We knew to finish up that we'd need one more thing, (Yup)

The city's own trash-talkin' beat verse king

Who chimes with the rhymes of the kind that reach climbs

That it might be a crime to resign in his time

To go. (Uh) I'm forward in verse, I swear!

We picked up the phone, and called in Jer

"What's goin' on, boys?", I asked with curiosity

"You won't believe it", "it's quite the monstrosity!"

The Commodore's busted? Well don't you fear

You be doin' fine if that's a beat I hear

Well, head on over, and we'll fix it in a snap

We'll put this bug to bed, with the LoadingReadyRap!

[Verse 4: GStar, JP, Ice Tray, GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

Finally together, now we're ready for action

Fixin' up computers while we mix beat traction

'Cause my system's been reliable since 1983

And we'll use this rap to take it back to 2013 (Oh)

So hey there, Mr. C, what ails your hard disk? ([?])

I've checked the codes and plugins, but I can't find the glitch!

Yo, G, somethin's up, so get off the floor

Don't just gawk at him, look at the C-six-four!

[Verse 5: GStar, JP, Ice Tray, Commodore 64]

You know, you guys, you need to find a better M.O.

It takes me time to boot up, 'cause I'm old and slow

Your rap just helped to pass the time as I got ready

To rap with style to make even your mom unsteady (Uh)

Yahoo, we fixed it! Yeah, we are the man!

The rap solution worked for our sweet beat clan

And since your rhymes did help to make my circuits go zap

I'll help you bring it home with the

[GStar, GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

LoadingReadyRap!

(Uh)