[Verse 1: GStar, JP, Ice Tray, GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

GStar, JP and Ice Tray

We are 60-a-4K

Been gone a while-a but now-a we’re back

On the LoadingReadyRecords with the LoadingReadyRap

We’re the quote-star-comma-eight-comma-one

We’re all loaded up and we’re ready to run

To the stage, to the booth, and right back to the bank

We’re gonna drain the moat 'cause we got a square crank

We gotta box o' rhymes that simply has no bottom

Try to show us new beats, but we already got ’em

Shootin' and duckin' and dodgin' and gunnin'

Start. Load time. And we’re runnin'

[Chorus: GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

We’re leet, we’re the one-three-three-seven

We’re leet, we get all the kills

We’re leet, the one double three plus seven

We’re leet, 'cause we got the mad skillz

[Verse 2: JP]

We’re leet, that’s e-lite, better than you

From old school blocky to the shiny and new

In the '70s Atari’s twenty-six double-zero

For the first time ever, anyone could be the hero

In '85, the Famicom, the NES

Sega’s master system followed by the Genesis

And nothing could compare to the power they possessed

Until 1991: I’m talkin' bout the SNES

The Super Nes, the SNES, the best, the big name

With all the biggest licenses and all the biggest games

And frame by frame came the fame and the acclaim

They overcame the competition, put them all to shame

[Chorus: GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

We’re leet, we’re the one-three-three-seven

We’re leet, our team never takes a loss

We’re leet, the one double three plus seven

We’re leet, all the way to the final boss

[Verse 3: JP]

The Saturn and the Jaguar, the 32X

The Virtual Boy and WonderSwan were put to the test

In no time flat, they jumped the shark

These were the ideas that missed the mark

[Verse 4: GStar]

But it’s not that nothin' happened after 1991

Because next came the consoles that made high school fun

With ten times the speed and twice as much power

We played the Playstation hour after hour

Like a bandicoot I’ll affect your fears

With a night symphonic and some solid metal gears

The masters of unlocking, we got the top shop

The fantasies are final but the fun never stops

Another 64, this time it's bits not K

It was the system with the graphics

And the cutscenes cinematic

Made us Goldeneye fanatics

Armed with semi-automatics

I’m ain’t tryin’ to be dramatic

But it blew us all away

[Verse 5: Ice Tray]

I never owned a console, just a PC

I mostly busted out with Fallout 2 and Civ III

I own at both of those but I gots to say

It’s Mech Warrior where I’ll make ya pay

I’ll hop in a Daishi, fire in a Gauss

Load her up with missiles and rock the whole house

Most people sit back and use their team as a buffer

I’d always kill mine off to make it muchos mas tougher

Number 1 in the world in a mere two weeks

You must agree, that’s hella leet

You ask how it is I can do all this

We’ll take it to the chorus, to show you what it is

[Chorus: GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

We’re leet, we’re the one-three-three-seven

We’re leet, y’all know what we got

We’re leet, the one double three plus seven

We’re leet, boom! Headshot

[Verse 6: GStar, JP, Ice Tray, GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

No matter what we face we don’t flinch, we’re unblinking

We’re like the Dreamcast: we’re thinking

So were the companies who raised their stocks

With the PS2, GameCube, and the XBox

[Verse 7: Ice Tray]

Strap on a jetpack, pull out the AK AK

And fly, so high, and cap em in the back

Of the head, they’re dead, and they’re to blame

When we act out for real what we do in the game

[Verse 8: GStar, JP, & Ice Tray]

Grand Theft Auto, guns, hoes and cars

Best way to be the gangsters we pretend we are

Whatever needs doin' in this land of strife

We’re all over San Andreas, GSF4Life

[Verse 9: GStar]

I’m the Master Chief with double SMGs

Sneakin' up behind you, I aim and squeeze

The trigger, with ease, the flag, I seize

And the hardest of the gamers know we all love bees

[Verse 10: JP, GStar & Ice Tray, GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

Nintendo’s GameCube, despite its very name

Will very rarely ever release a new game

But every three months, you’d best believe

It’s the whuppin' of your life you’re gonna receive

Whether you’re Mario, Luigi, Zelda or Link

Stay away from poison mushrooms, unless you wanna shrink

Super SMASH, Double DASH

Don’t even try to take us 'cause we’ll beat you in a flash

[Chorus: GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

We’re leet, we’re the one-three-three-seven

We’re leet, and we play with class

We’re leet, the one double three plus seven

We’re leet, and we ownz your ass

[Verse 11: GStar, JP, Ice Tray, GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

ZoneStats, GameSpy and XBox Live

We’ll powerslide your ass through Nintendo Wi-Fi

We’ll overwrite the scores on your on-board drive

The online next-gen you won’t survive

We don’t know what the future will hold

But let us say this, if we may be so bold

No matter what the system is or how it is controlled

Our mastery of games we will uphold

[Chorus: GStar, JP & Ice Tray]

We’re leet, we’re the one-three-three-seven

We’re leet, and it’s a war we wage

We’re leet, the one double three plus seven

We’re leet, right to the very last stage

We’re leet, that means our bawx is new

We’re leet, that means we rox0r too

We’re leet, that means our props is due

We’re leet, hell, you know it’s true

[Outro: GStar]

See you online, newbie