[Interlúdio: Juno & Bleeker]

Are you honestly and truly going to prom with Katrina De Voort?

Um, hi? Leah just told me you were going with her

Yeah, I did ask her if she wanted to go

A bunch of us from the team are going to Benihana

Then the prom, then Vijay’s parents’ cabin

We’re getting a stretch limo

Your mom must be really glad you’re not taking me

You’re mad. Why are you mad?

I’m not mad, I’m in a great mood

I mean, despite the fact that I’m trapped in a fat suit

That I can’t take off, and despite the fact that everyone

Is making fun of me behind my back

And despite the fact that your little girlfriend

Gave me the stink eye in art class yesterday

Katrina’s not my girlfriend, alright?

And I doubt that she gave you the stink eye

That's just the way her face looks, that's just her face

Yeah, you just take Soupy Sales to prom

I can think of so many cooler things to do that night

Like, you know what, Bleek? I might pumice my feet

I might go to Bren's Unitarian Church

Maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice, you know? 'Cause all those things would be exponentially cooler

Than going to prom with you

You’re being really immature

You have no reason to be mad at me

I mean, you broke my heart

I should be royally ticked at you, you know?

I should be really cheesed off

I shouldn’t wanna talk to you anymore

Ooh, 'cause I got bored and had sex with you

And then I didn’t, like, marry you?

Like I’d marry you

You would be the meanest wife ever

And I know you weren’t bored that day

Because there was a lot of stuff on TV

And then The Blair Witch Project was coming on Starz

And you were like: “I haven't seen this since it came out"

"So, we should watch it"

And then: "Oh, we should just make out instead, la-la-la.”

You just take Katrina the Douche Packer to the prom

And I’m sure you two will have like a really bitchin’ time!

Well, I still have your underwear

I still have your virginity

Would you shut up?

What? Are you ashamed that we did it?

No...

Well at least you don’t have to have the evidence under your sweater, I’m a planet!

Wait, wait, let me get your bag, you shouldn't be carrying it

What’s another ten pounds?