[Intro: 50 Cent]

Is this mic on?

Ladies and gentlemen

I'd like to thank you all for coming out tonight

For the screening of my new film

I'm Not Rich I'm Still Lyin'

It's 50 Cent starring as Game, it's autobiographical

I hope you enjoy yourself

[Verse 1: 50 Cent impersonating The Game's voice & 50 Cent]

50 callin me crazy, I might be just maybe

I'm gangsta, I'm crippin', Damu, too, I'm trippin'

Fuck 50, fuck Dre, fuck N.W.A

Man, I'm Hurricane Game

(Em, this nigga changed)

I brought the west back, I write the best raps

(But what about Snoop?)

Snoop's shit ain't all that

And I get bad bitches now, I even fucked Mýa

(I fucked her first, Game)

50 you a liar,

See that's why I hate you, you think you know me

I'ma tell everybody you shot my homie

I hope the police get you and you go to jail

The feds freeze your accounts so you can't make bail

I hope everybody on G-Unit go to hell

With Eminem, Obie, Stat Quo and D-12

So what I was on Change of Heart?, so what I was a stripper?

So what I never banged? I'm from Compton, nigga!

[Chorus: 50 Cent]

Now horror films, they scare me

I watch action films very rarely

When it's comedy or it's drama

It's starrin' me, no problem

Now, horror films they scare me

I watch action films very rarely

When it's comedy or it's drama

It's starrin' me, no problem

[Verse 2: 50 Cent impersonating The Game's voice & 50 Cent]

G-G-G-G-Unot! I got my own shoe

(Game that shit ain't gon' sell)

So? The ad's in the magazines, nobody can't tell

(Good luck wit yo next album, man, I hope it does well)

You tryna be funny, D-Mack got all my money

And Jimmy robbin me, they listenin probably

Me and Fase had a fall out, he really not my brother

We got the same father but we got different mothers

Now Suge punked Dre, but he don't punk me

I won a Vibe Award this year, nobody punched me

(Game you know I wrote that hook for Hate It Or Love It)

So what? It's still on my trophy case, I think nothing of it

[Chorus: 50 Cent]

Now, horror films they scare me

I watch action films very rarely

When it's comedy or it's drama

It's starrin' me, no problem

Now, horror films they scare me

I watch action films very rarely

When it's comedy or it's drama

It's starrin' me, no problem

[Outro: 50 Cent]

Yeah

It's 50

New album, July 18th

It's called "I Can't Stay Away"

Y'all thought I was gon' let y'all eat?

Ha ha ha ha ha

Nawwww nigga

Ohhhhh!

Ha ha ha

This is too much fun man

Ay...ay nigga I seen yo lil DVD nigga, ha ha ha

Is that all you got?

I mean...I mean newsflash

Nobody believes you, ha ha ha

Didn't you say you woke up out the coma, 2001?

Well yo brother says you never were in a coma

Didn't you say, you were in a gang?

Well your brother says, you were never in a gang

Now you can get your records together

And you can submit 'em, to me

I mean you can send the records you have, to me so I can

Open, ya album budget, your recording budget

You gotta send your music to the boss, hahahahaha

That's me, the boss

Yeah

It's the Unit, G-Unit

That's it, that's all

I rule with a iron fist

Cocksucker

I'll be back out July 18th