[Verse 1]

A party animal is just a stray dog in disguise

I stay home, write lists of long lost lovers to pass the time

Don’t read the classics ‘cause I’d have written them better

Don’t fuck around with younger folks ‘cause bills are what make me wetter

I tend to dress to display more flesh than cloth

Everyone in the business knows that’s how you get to the top

[Pre-Chorus]

Before you sob and say your mellow is harshed

I want you to know there’s a beat in my heart

I’m every cliché of a villain there is

But somebody out there is so much more than into it and

[Hook]

I’m intimate with a boy named Hercule

He teaches me truths that you’d never want to know

I’m intimate with a boy whose cold blood turns me on

Sometimes I make him cry but I think it’s all for show

[Verse 2]

Every last one of my friends are scared for my health

I beat her battered and bruised out of respect for myself

I cut my teeth on the concept injustice is law

Why cut your teeth on a concept when you can unhinge your jaw?

[Pre-Chorus]

Before you sob and say your mellow is harshed

I want you to know there’s a beat in my heart

I’m every cliché of a villain there is

But somebody out there is so much more than into it and

[Hook 2]

I’m intimate with a boy named Hercule

He teaches me truths that you’d never want to know

I’m intimate with a boy whose cold blood turns me on

Sometimes I make him cry but I know he’s in control

[Bridge]

And here we go, I fell in love with someone who can’t comprehend

A single human feeling, yeah my new boyfriend is of reptilian descent

Oh woe is me, I got way too attached to some strange deity

I think I’m going crazy, just trying to keep up with everybody

No, I can’t keep up with anybody

[Hook 3]

I’m intimate with a boy named Hercule

He spat a pickup line in tongues and I was his

I’m intimate with a boy who’s slightly vampiric

He’s got a smidge of Russian Red on his lips

I’m intimate with a boy named Hercule

He teaches me truths that you’d never want to know

I’m intimate with a boy whose cold blood turns me on

Sometimes I make him cry but no one has to know