I found a girl who has what I don’t have

She walks with balance and grace

I forgot her name

She was abducted from the farthest country

I can think of

Once I feel sober, I’ll fly straight

Everybody knows the drill but you

Once I enter a room, all the lights go out

You were into kinkier shit, I assumed

Once the nuclear blasts hit, I’ll come out

To you, come out to you

My sergeant spun a story otherwise despised

General Mills was soaked in milk and natural dyes

But where were mine?

Everybody knows the drill but you

Once I enter a room, all the lights go out

You were into kinkier shit I assumed

Once the nuclear blasts hit, I’ll come out

To you, come out to you

And everybody here

Is a close friend of the president

Your stench fucked up the air

Got some gum stuck in your hair

I would like to

Extend invitation

To my crystal ball of sapphic fun

STI’s for everyone

And how aren’t the Disney princes gay?

I’ll come out when I am ironed straight