[Intro]

Oh, what a surprise

I got another shit fucking team

[Verse 1]

Wait a minute, who's holding B?

There's no one there, we're done for

The site is free, they're gonna push it

Oh (Oh), my (My) gosh (Gosh)

They're gonna go out on site

Oh God, we're finished

[Pre-Chorus]

Why is my team so dumb?

Why's my team always not smart?

I play this game for fun

But come on and get so annoyed

Can I switch teams just this one time?

My team just won't

[Chorus]

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, my team cannot flick

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, they cannot elim

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, my team cannot flick

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, they cannot elim

[Post-Chorus]

Please, please, plеase, please, plеase, please, please, please, please

Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap

My team cannot flick

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please

Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap (Here comes the party!)

[Verse 2]

Got a Jett that cannot snipe

So they get site for free

My team, we have no plan

Other team's playing VCT

Their raze cannot lose fights

Why is it always me?

Losing elo, elo, elo, elo

[Pre-Chorus]

Why can't I just win one?

Why's my team always not smart?

I try to stay calm

But these teams, they make me so annoyed

Can I switch teams just this one time?

My team just won't

[Chorus]

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, my team cannot flick

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, they cannot elim

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, my team cannot flick

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, they cannot elim

[Bridge]

We push and die so fast

We can't attack and can't defend (We can't rush, we can't rush)

No chemistry on this team

Man this game is never fair (We are getting crushed, getting crushed)

When we pushed onto site

Why was our Jett the last in there? (She won't dash, she won't dash)

Always holding flank, she won't enter

My team just won't

[Chorus]

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, my team cannot flick

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, they cannot elim

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, my team cannot flick

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, they cannot elim

[Post-Chorus]

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please

Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap

My team cannot flick

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please

Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap

Why do my Sage throw and fucking [?] me? (I'm sorry)