[Pre-Verse:]

You see, I've got this little contention

And it starts teaching you fuckers a lesson

If you'd listened to me earlier this wouldn't have fucking happened

[Refrain:]

Well, you know it takes an army to destroy a nation's target

But it only takes a crazy to protect a supermarket

From the terrorists gonna bomb up aisle seven

To show Allah who's going to heaven

[Verse 1:]

Well, if they want 72 virgins they can just take you now

Maybe you'd need to be shot to show you how

A gun can really work it's purpose if it wants to

A little bullet can take off your head too

But you're so obsessed with the pistol in your pocket

That you'd be just fine if you got shot with it

[Post-Verse:]

Shot with it

Shot with it

Shot with it

Oh, shot with it

Shot with it

Shot with it

Shot with it

Oh, shot with it

[Refrain:]

Well, you know it takes an army to destroy a nation's target

But it only takes a crazy to protect a supermarket

From the terrorists gonna bomb up aisle seven

To show Allah who's going to heaven

[Verse 2:]

Well you can take yourself right now

And walk your little pistol on down

To the 7/11 outside town

And tell the cashier her protector's around

I'm sure she'd feel safe knowing a gun's in her store

Because when you're not looking a baddie will enter aisle four

And shoot you down faster than you can draw your gun

Well if I am wrong, then go ahead and shoot

[Segue:]

Me!

Shoot me!

Shoot me!

Oh, Shoot me, yeah!

[Refrain:]

Well, you know it takes an army to destroy a nation's target

But it only takes a crazy to protect a supermarket

From the terrorists gonna bomb up aisle seven

To show Allah who's going to heaven

[Outro:]

I've got a contention with you

And the way you think you're hot fuckin' shit

Just because you could potentially

Save a damsel in distress, well couldn't you?

Well, couldn't you?

Well, couldn't you?

Well, couldn't you?

No, you couldn't