[Brandon]

Yo!

[Mike]

What?

[Brandon]

Damn!

[Mike]

What?

[Brandon]

Dat ass!

Stack it up!

[Mike]

What? What does that even mean?

[Brandon]

Oh, well I'm not really sure...

[Saverio]

Oh, I'll tell you what it means!

It's slang... dawg

It's like, you know, uhh

HAM Sammich

Fetch

Pussy on the chainwax

[Mike]

Yeah but none of those things

Actually mean anything

[Saverio]

Exactly

[Mike]

Oh!

Hey baby!

[Random Girl (Saverio)]

What?

[Mike]

Stack it up!

[Brandon]

Stack it up!

[Saverio]

Stack it up!

[Verse 1: Saverio]

She's a fitness freak

Squat low when she kiss this D

While you hanging out with ladies

Flatter than Mariah Carey on Christmas Eve

This chick's got tits for days

Lights go out and it's time to play

Go in for the motorboat

Total titty overload

Brain shuts down and my systems freeze

I came to the club, and I'll leave with a ten

And I'm not gonna settle for less

Golden breasts like a treasure chest

So I mark that with an X

Party starts when we leave the club

And I get her out of that dress

Got me singing Hallelujah

Cause her BJ game is blessed

She got like eighty percent of the ass on the planet

That Godzilla booty is wreaking some having

I'm locked on my target, I'm bout to attack it

And when I get at it, I'm going some damage

Her body's a wonderland, call my dick Alice

Or call it a rifle, that shit's automatic

My chick is the baddest

Her ass is the fattest

She's backing up traffic the way that she

Stacking it up!

[Chorus: 3st]

Stack it up, hoe

Let me see that body go

Low down to the floor

She gon' make this place explode

Stack it up, hoe

Shawty bad

I think she know

She gon' make me waste this dough

Stack it up, hoe

Ready, go!

[Brandon]

It's douchey Superman, homie

I call that bitch the big bad wolf

Huff, puff and blow me

She ordered a Happy Meal

So I gave her a Big Mac

She got a dirty mouth

So I gave her a Tic Tac

Wait wait wait

Hold up

I wanna clarify

My dick is not a Tic Tac

It's a Big Mac

When she eats it, I have to give her a mint

I beat her ass with my dick

Call it penis boxing

Take her to church

Fuck her against the tabernacle with Jesus watching

I'd have a threesome with a jew and a christian

Celebrate like it's Hannu-kristmas

Foxy vixens, hot as shit

Got 'em on lock and sipping Ciroc and Guinness

Got a blonde with big tits

Cop a feel 'till she's on my dick

It's a chronic sickness

I ain't talking 'bout AIDS mothafucka

I'm talking 'bout getting laid mothafucka

Don't play mothafucka

Say, mothafucka

You ain't gonna spend a couple pennies on a date, mothafucka

You a cheap mothafucka

Beep beep

I'm bout to back a mothafucka over in a jeep, mothafucka

That's right, bitch

You won't last another round

So when Brandon's on this microphone

You better get down

[Chorus: 3st]

Stack it up, hoe

Let me see that body go

Low down to the floor

She gon' make this place explode

Stack it up, hoe

Shawty bad

I think she know

She gon' make me waste this dough

Stack it up, hoe

Ready, go!

[Mike]

Excuse me miss

I don't know if you knew this

But your booty so bomb

That I gotta call my squad to diffuse it

Who's got a back that could

Make the planets feel like they're inadequate?

My dick is made of metal

And that ass is fucking magnetic

She stacking it like an

Ass on top of an ass

On top of an ass on top of an ass

She got more mass than a church does

So I call her catholic

Oh that ginger kid, he's whack

What you talking 'bout, bitch?

I was born to kill it

The track is torn to bits

When Michael Moore spits

But when I see her dance

I think that if I had the chance

I'd stick my dick into every single orifice

Hang that pussy on the Christmas tree

And call that shit an ornament

I don't wanna hear your opinion

Shut your trap, boo

Cause you're just a piece of meat

That I beat my wiener off to

I'm sorry, that was really rude

A bit of romance ought to make this right

I brought your favorite flowers

And we're going on a date tonight

When we get home, I'll hold you close

Hang you a single rose

Then I'll get down on one knee so I can

Slam you from behind

[Chorus: 3st (with ad-libbed screaming]

Stack it up, hoe

Let me see that body go

Low down to the floor

She gon' make this place explode

Stack it up, hoe

Shawty bad

I think she know

She gon' make me waste this dough

Stack it up, hoe

Ready, go!

[Outro Chorus: 3st]

Stack it up, hoe

Let me see that body go

Low down to the floor

She gon' make this place explode

Stack it up, hoe

Shawty bad

I think she know

She gon' make me waste this dough

Stack it up, hoe

Ready, go!