[Verse 1: Microwave (Fightmarker)]
Push my buttons well start a timer, bars I'm writing can cause a fire
Busting out meals on college nights ain't talking 'bout when dropping the mike
Refrigerator's here to face the kitcken famous deliver tastes, delicious plates
Serve 'em on my turn table and I'll be earning my first place (yeah)
You ain't sick, you'd just make me catch a cold
Microwave's nuking, no Indiana Jones
I'm standing above ya, my rap is another, my pad's doing numbers can't match to an oven
And look through the cabinets, get all the papеrs out, ripping the warranty, I'm 'bout to break it down
Bring it on! Spit it hot like 11 hundrеd gigawatts, enter refrigerator parts (uh!)
Temp a frost into a dinner pop, food or you that's how I rid of 'em (uh!)
Hi, who is this? The refrigerator's running?
Right, I'd like to say "goodbye, good day" to you and call that a micro-wave (uh!)
Then I'm poppin' off, have your centre popped
Like an egg had bombed or a Redenbacher, set it off
Pow pow, let 'em frost (uh!), let 'em frost, never thaw
Temperature, let 'em fall, reach the coldest death to rot
I'm fucking nuts! Cooking rhymes out of pocket, writing a hot line and not stopping
Like it's the fucking light and the hummin', timer is shutting down now
You'll listen for the beep beep, that's the final sound you'll hear
After you're lowered underground six feet deep
[Verse 2: Refrigerator (Rabi)]
Chill down, you're in the freezer section
Stuck in a cold spot like the meals you're sendin'
Your lines? Didn't laugh. Like the memes you're nested in
Your heat subsides at my zero degrees methods, bitch
How you say you have fire when you can't flame properly
Bitch, you roast as much as an Easy Bake Oven's heat
You having beef? Nah, you're after meat if it's a fucking hamster
Waves packing heat? Nah, it gave me fucking cancer
You'll need an urn to keep this worthless piece of furnace free from me
'Cuz see my hypothermic verses will just leave 'em freezer burned
I treat my flows like ice, what I spit out is solid
Tossing off ya watch this frost has bite, that's how I'll drop the mike
[Verse 3: Microwave (Fightmarker)]
Bitch, I'm an MC with a W and an A-V-E, I stay heaty
You change degrees for like 18°Cs, I make plasma flames easy (huh!)
Talking 'bout flows I got fire waves, while you're spilling yours like an ice cube tray
An LED's the light you make while mine is hot and shining great
No match to the heat I brought in, bitch!
Going in on you, that's a walk in fridge!
[Verse 4: Refrigerator (Rabi)]
This box is getting frozen like a TV dinner packet
You want writing that sticks? Then get a fucking magnet
Ain't going all out with the screen door
I'm the coldest rapper, call me freezer born
Got the freshest lines 'cuz they rest on ice helpin' guys in the kitchen
While you're just feedin' dorms cuz' they're fucking eatin' poor
See you walking past this place, you'll find my frost will blast you way inside
Your walls will crack and change in size, no cross contaminated lines
Since I'm sick and you're not, like icicles I sure got
The drip, the freshest dude, it's a cold war and you are getting nuked