Microwave vs Refrigerator

By 3ple

On 3ple’s Rap Battles

Released on August 2, 2022

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[Verse 1: Microwave (Fightmarker)]

Push my buttons well start a timer, bars I'm writing can cause a fire

Busting out meals on college nights ain't talking 'bout when dropping the mike

Refrigerator's here to face the kitcken famous deliver tastes, delicious plates

Serve 'em on my turn table and I'll be earning my first place (yeah)

You ain't sick, you'd just make me catch a cold

Microwave's nuking, no Indiana Jones

I'm standing above ya, my rap is another, my pad's doing numbers can't match to an oven

And look through the cabinets, get all the papеrs out, ripping the warranty, I'm 'bout to break it down

Bring it on! Spit it hot like 11 hundrеd gigawatts, enter refrigerator parts (uh!)

Temp a frost into a dinner pop, food or you that's how I rid of 'em (uh!)

Hi, who is this? The refrigerator's running?

Right, I'd like to say "goodbye, good day" to you and call that a micro-wave (uh!)

Then I'm poppin' off, have your centre popped

Like an egg had bombed or a Redenbacher, set it off

Pow pow, let 'em frost (uh!), let 'em frost, never thaw

Temperature, let 'em fall, reach the coldest death to rot

I'm fucking nuts! Cooking rhymes out of pocket, writing a hot line and not stopping

Like it's the fucking light and the hummin', timer is shutting down now

You'll listen for the beep beep, that's the final sound you'll hear

After you're lowered underground six feet deep


[Verse 2: Refrigerator (Rabi)]

Chill down, you're in the freezer section

Stuck in a cold spot like the meals you're sendin'

Your lines? Didn't laugh. Like the memes you're nested in

Your heat subsides at my zero degrees methods, bitch

How you say you have fire when you can't flame properly

Bitch, you roast as much as an Easy Bake Oven's heat

You having beef? Nah, you're after meat if it's a fucking hamster

Waves packing heat? Nah, it gave me fucking cancer

You'll need an urn to keep this worthless piece of furnace free from me

'Cuz see my hypothermic verses will just leave 'em freezer burned

I treat my flows like ice, what I spit out is solid

Tossing off ya watch this frost has bite, that's how I'll drop the mike


[Verse 3: Microwave (Fightmarker)]

Bitch, I'm an MC with a W and an A-V-E, I stay heaty

You change degrees for like 18°Cs, I make plasma flames easy (huh!)

Talking 'bout flows I got fire waves, while you're spilling yours like an ice cube tray

An LED's the light you make while mine is hot and shining great

No match to the heat I brought in, bitch!

Going in on you, that's a walk in fridge!


[Verse 4: Refrigerator (Rabi)]

This box is getting frozen like a TV dinner packet

You want writing that sticks? Then get a fucking magnet

Ain't going all out with the screen door

I'm the coldest rapper, call me freezer born

Got the freshest lines 'cuz they rest on ice helpin' guys in the kitchen

While you're just feedin' dorms cuz' they're fucking eatin' poor

See you walking past this place, you'll find my frost will blast you way inside

Your walls will crack and change in size, no cross contaminated lines

Since I'm sick and you're not, like icicles I sure got

The drip, the freshest dude, it's a cold war and you are getting nuked