Doodle Jump vs Elevator Action

By 3ple

On 3ple’s Rap Battles

Released on July 8, 2023

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[Verse 1: Doodler (Chao)]

Hoppin' on this track, I'mma jump right into it

How you beating me in a gun fight?

When you're pitted up against a monster rockin' a noggin that's poppin' shots

In gaming's elevator, this cabinet relic's fallen off

I brought the moblie genre up, you dragged arcades down a level

Left it like your getaway, been put underground to settle

I've had my bouts with several colourful life forms

But how's an agent supposed to be sneaky wearing bright orange?

Doodler's jumpin' from platform to platform

The guards don't need to jump you

They just need to cut the shart cord

This guy exists by riding lifts, so he should be madе aware

My lines will cause a firе hazard and he needs to take the stairs


[Verse 2: Agent 17 (Swizkii)]

Yes, Sir

I'm in now, Inside the minds of Doodle Jump's creators

In their building come to swipe their files

Wait, Sir!

A problem, there's nothing here for me to steal

There's nothing of value in the headquarters of Lima Sky

Elevator Action here to elevate the action

Send this paper scrap into a better place - a trash-bin

Get some cellitape or tack cuz those deep cuts will leave you torn up

This orb's jumping on my floor? I'll keep the door shut

Of Taito, I tote a tie towed tightly

A spy so suave that James Bond is tied with me

Come on and bite a piece, you stole my entire scene

Copied my cabinets but you still couldn't write like me


[Verse 3: Doodler]

Yeah I wouldn't, like who's house did you raid into?

With those bars, Did you steal Vanilla Ice's papers, dude?

Drop from ziplines, you should zip it up with those lines

Your fans are like your gameplay: No lives

Your place in life is like the floors you coursed in

A lowly lackey under higher-up orders

And the sequels picked the army, this agent was fired shortly

Guess that Elevator Action went and changed stories


[Verse 4: Agent 17]

Oh, you had a second verse, my bad

Did it take 10 years for you to write that?

I fight back the Men in Black, you're beat by a black hole

A jump to fall is an apt show of your app growth

So martian arts battles martial arts

Bar for bar, he's not on charts

Instead, It's all scribbles and nonsense tossed in

A paper's where you draw in while a pistol's what I draw in

A proper spy pouncing on the high grounds

I rob the right pouch and shot some guys down

This monster fights but he falls in the sky bouts

Been poppin' lamps, so I'll knock your lights out