'A' is for Amy who kept me after class

'B' is for Betty who liked the way I laughed

'C' is for Carol who moved away so fast

And 'D' is for David

Shit, we won't get into that

'E' is for Emma who ran away with her Frances

'G' is for Georgia who tasted sweeter than peaches

'H' is for Holly who was my date to the dances

And I was for Inga who showed a man what romance is

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'Cause I know my ABC's, ABC's, ABC's

I know my ABC's, ABC's, ABC's

'J' is for Jackie who fell out with Kelly over a Lucy all on a Tuesday

Molly and Nancy would meet in the stall to talk about Owen, and Peter, and Paul

Ryan was Stan for Tiffany's band

Uma was violent for Whitney and Xan

Yvonne took advantage of all that she had

And I ended up with a girl named Zoey

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'Cause I know my ABC's, ABC's, ABC's

I know my ABC's, ABC's, ABC's