I’m feeling good tonight my hair is clean my teeth are kind of white

My lighters ready and I will be. (yeah yeah yeah)

There she was at the bar the best looking girl there by far

Normally I’m too shy and she told me…

“Well maybe with concussion, but not in my right mind

There’s not enough beer in the world

I’m not into bestiality especially your kind.”

Then she faked a heart attack to get away from me

She faked a heart attack to get away

I’m feeling better a couple of Jack and Coke’s latеr

She’s got a friend who’s not as pretty. (yеah yeah yeah)

But then nor am I, so I’m gonna try and try and try

Well here’s what she told me…

“Well maybe with concussion but not in my right mind

There’s not enough beer in the world

I’m not into bestiality especially your kind.”

Then she faked a heart attack to get away from me

She faked a heart attack to get away

Would a yes seem so much, my life would be so touched

I know I don’t dress very well and I dance like a girl

Dance like a girl

I’m sick of these games, here we go again down in flames

Maybe with concussion but not in my right mind

There’s not enough beer in the world

I’m not into bestiality especially you’re kind

And I know you dance like a girl

Down in flames