[Intro]

I saw her down at the arcade

And I knew that I wouldn't get laid

But I was in love

With Ms. Pac-Man

[Verse 1]

Let's play some Pac-Man

And Donkey Kong

Let's play some Pitfall

Let's play some Pong

We'll play some Frogger

And Breakout too

Some Space Invaders

Galaga and Kangaroo

[Bridge 1]

I don't understand video games these days

Twenty six buttons

And all this online play

When it comes to Halo

I'll just have to pass

But give me a joystick with one button

And I'll kick your ass

[Chorus 1]

Kick your ass

Kick your ass

Kick your ass

[Verse 2]

Super Mario one, two and three

Bring me so much joy

Let's play Excitebike

And Paperboy

Tetris, Contra

Metroid and Zelda

Were the best

And Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

Is still the best

[Bridge 2]

I don't understand video games these days

Seventy two buttons

And all this online play

When it comes to Call of Duty

I'll just have to pass

But give me a square controller

And brother I'll kick your ass

[Chorus 2]

Kick your ass

Kick your ass

Kick your ass

[Verse 3]

Take me down to the arcade

And see how long I'll stay

With a pocket full of quarters

I'll play pinball all day

We'll make some high scores

Like we've got nothing to lose

To all the old-schoolers

This song

Is for you!

[Bridge 3]

I don't understand video games these days

Two hundred buttons

And all this online play

When it comes to World of Warcraft

I'll just have to pass

But give me two flappers

And one ball bearing

And I'll kick your ass

[Chorus 3]

Kick your ass

Kick your ass

Kick your ass

Kick your ass

Said I'll kick your ass!