[Verse 1]

Without nerds

Where would you be

No radio and no t.v

No games to play on your p.c

No Apple, Xbox, PS3

If you go to the arcade

There'd be no games for you to play

No Family Guy phrases to say

No Red Dwarf or MST3K

[Bridge 1]

Think you can push us around?

When it comes to brains

We'll beat you down

[Chorus 1] X 2

This is the nerd proclamation

Get it off the chest

In aggravation

You can't push us off the ladder

Without us

None of this shit matters

[Verse 2]

We'd like to play D&D

Or an MMORPG

You never did go down that path

Cause you can't handle first grade math

I'd say let's watch some B.S.G

But Jersey Shore is more your speed

I'd let you borrow World War Z

Assuming you know how to read

[Bridge 2]

Think you can push us around?

When it comes to brains

We'll beat you down

[Chorus 2] X 2

This is the nerd proclamation

Get it off the chest

In aggravation

You can't push us off the ladder

Without us

None of this shit matters

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]

We were the bottom of the chain

Now you're the brawns and we're the brains

I bet it drives you insane

To see us on the gravy train

Need us now to save the day

Technology won't go away

If you need the web today

It is us you'll have to pay

[Bridge 3]

Think you can push us around?

When it comes to brains

We'll beat you down

[Chorus 3] X 3

This is the nerd proclamation

Get if off the chest

In aggravation

You can't push us off the ladder

Without us

None of this shit matters

This is the nerd proclamation

This is the nerd proclamation

This is the nerd proclamation

I'm a nerd!