[Verse 1]

Picking locks and thievery

And light blade proficiency

If my roll sucks on my stealth

I'll need surges for my health

I can use my sneak attack

And stab a goblin in the back

Then I add my modifier

Making my attack roll higher

[Bridge 1]

Once again

His armor class

Was not enough

To save his ass

From

[Chorus 1] X 4

3D6!

3D6!

3D6!

Damage!

[Verse 2]

Tracking orcs across the land

Flaming hand ax in one hand

One attacks

I'll make him sorry

Mark him with my

Hunter's quarry

Use my weapon's daily power

Make it rain blood like a shower

[Bridge 2]

Once again

His armor class

Was not enough

To save his ass

From

[Chorus 2] X 4

3D6!

3D6!

3D6!

Damage!

[Breakdown]

In the badlands it was forged

In the cave of dwarves

Passed from king to son

Waiting for the chosen one

And so the wizard to the king

Gave a weapon thundering

When with this heavy flail you crit

Will add some damage when you hit

For

[Chorus 3] X 8

3D6!

3D6!

3D6!

Damage!