[Intro]

Ayy bro

Have you ever met that fucking Tommy Sixx cunt man?

That cunt's a fucking nutcase, ayy, I've seen-

I've seen the cunt full fly kick this fucking nanny right in her tits, mate

Mate, he's fucking mental repping FTP and shit

When it comes to fucking hectic cunts, he is the hectickest

(Yo put your motherfucking bitch up homie, you don't know who you're talking to)

[Hook]

Yippy yippy yai, yippy yo, yippy yay

FTP in the motherfucking place

And you know we got a death wish

Yo you better leave that cunt alone I heard that dude's hectic

[Verse 1]

Let me tell you all a story 'bout a basic cunt

Never wanted to be shit but a crazy fuck

You might have seen him at the station once

You never met him but I guarantee you hate the cunt

Don't deserve him when he's taking drugs

He does the same shit Satan does, angel dust

And the street cred he got he just made it up

Middle fingers in the sky and they motherfucking staying up

Yo he got himself a bitch but he ain't in love

Never smokes all he raps about is blazing up

No car but he needs one

The type to see a speed bump then speed up

How many bodies? You'd love to know though

No Instagram but he loves a photo

FTP on his fucking logo

Whenever there's a camera, fuck the po-po

So hectic

[Hook]

Yippy yippy yai, yippy yo, yippy yay

FTP in the motherfucking place

And you know we got a death wish

Yo you better leave that cunt alone I heard that dude's hectic

[Verse 2]

No guns but he comes with a blade

I guarantee he spells "cunt" with a K

His crew verse you, you'll get punched in the face

But if you see him one on one, he'll be running away (leg it!)

If he's got a backpack, then he's come for a paint

Polo on and it's tucked in the front in the waist (throwies bruh!)

You should see his fucking rat's tail

I mean literally on his head he stapled a fucking rat's tail

I ain't saying he's on methadone

But I reckon it's either meth or don't so just let him go

Check the format, where's the porn at?

Spend a whole year stealing all his ex's broadband (check me out!)

Downloaded so much porn, got his broad bent

Now he hear the chick's the lead singer of a broad band, (oh god cunt)

His crew look ready for war, but to us they look ready for sports

So fucking hekkas

[Hook]

Yippy yippy yai, yippy yo, yippy yay

FTP in the motherfucking place

And you know we got a death wish

Yo you better leave that cunt alone I heard that dude's hectic

[Verse 3]

Listen

I'm kind of thinking that you should let him be

You fucked up though when you befriended him

'Cause he'll be the best man and he'll lose the wedding ring

And you'll find him trying to hock it in the queue for Centrelink

(You want a ring mate?) Grabs pics with his crew and everything

Face covered, homie, you ain't proving anything (throwies bruh!)

He ain't new to medicine but he brews amphetamines

No suit though but he's got the pseudoephedrine (any fucking pseudo)

And promethazine while he's chewing mescaline

Too incredible on a level that you will never be

Pick a fight like you offended him

The adrenaline in his head's a boost of energy

So fried that he'll lose his memory

So cooked he gotta Google everything like "who just messaged me?"

"Oi, cunt! Was that you who texted me?"

Two phones he got a new one every week

Yo he's fed up with his bitches, he's never got a missus

Everybody gets attached, human centipede

If you see him do crime, though, you should never speak

He's on the run without doing anything

He's the hectickest

[Hook]

Yippy yippy yai, yippy yo, yippy yay

FTP in the motherfucking place

And you know we got a death wish

Yo you better leave that cunt alone I heard that dude's hectic

[Outro]

Aw, man, things have just been fucked, ayy, like; My fucking, my missus cheated on me with my best mate. She did that on my fucking birthday. My fucking-

The rims on my VL got fully jacked last week and it's been fucked, the tires have been fucked, I can't even drive the cunt around, can't do anything like that, the fucking-

They've frozen my Centrelink payments. They're not going to give me a payment until I fucking- until I give them- give them a medi- medical certificate, or something like that

It's just fucked man, it's just like, it's just sometimes I just, I don't want to go on anymore, you know what I mean? Like I just can't fucking do it any more. But-

You reckon you could spot me a tenner?Cheers cunt