Crooked Ass Nigga

By 2Pac

On 2Pacalypse Now

Released on November 12, 1991

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[Intro]

Suddenly I see some niggas that I don't like (*Gunshots*)

Got him


[Verse 1: 2Pac]

A smokin'-ass nigga robbed me blind

I got a TEC-9, now his smokin'-ass is mine

I guess I felt sorry for the bastard, he was broke

I didn't know he smoked, so I didn't watch him close

He caught me on the sneak tip, now the punk's in deep shit

Catch him on the streets, I'ma bring him to his feet quick

Pass the clip, I think I see him comin' now

Fuck the bullshit, posse deep and let's run him down

Gots to be the first one to hit you when we meet

Comin' quickly up the streets is the punk-ass police

The first one jumped out and said, "Freeze"

I popped him in his knees and I shot him, punk, please

'Cause cops should mind they business when we rush

Now you're bleedin' like a bitch 'cause you don't know how to hush

Now back to the smoker that robbed me

I tell you like Latifah, motherfucker, give me body

One to the chest, another to his fuckin' dome

Now the shit can rest, yo, tell him to leave me the fuck alone

Two very bloody bodies on the streets

A nosy-ass cop and a nigga that robbed from me

Run from your backup, punk, how you figure?

My finger's on the trigger for you crooked-ass niggas


[Chorus]

Crooked-ass niggas (Criminal behavior)

Criminal—

Criminal behavior

Suddenly I see— Crimi— Crimi— Criminal—


[Verse 2: Stretch]

Now listen to the mack of the crooked nigga trade

With the fine criminal mind, cold rips like a blade

It's already quick-stepping to the niggas with the props

And any motherfucker with the flim-flam drops to the knot

10 o'clock it's a motherfuckin' gank move

Stretch is uptown clockin' weight, this shit is really smooth

A nigga's tryna play me like he know me, but he don't

Sittin' on ten ki's, I'ma get him, think I won't?

And my nigga 2Pac got the fuckin' Glock cocked and he's ready

When the kid didn't even bring the weight back, instead he

Welcomed us into his apartment

Oh, this even better, two to the head, he's dead, a clean geta-

Way, niggas got paid

And yet another sleepin'-ass nigga got slayed, word up

By a crooked motherfucker named Stretch

And the T-U-P-A-C, the police can't catch


[Chorus]

The crooked-ass niggas (Criminal behavior)

Ya don't stop (Criminal—)

Crooked-ass niggas (Criminal behavior)

Suddenly I see some niggas that I don't like


[Verse 3: 2Pac]

Now I could be a crooked nigga too

When I'm rollin' with my crew, watch what crooked niggas do

I got a nine millimeter Glock pistol

I'm ready to get with ya at the drop of a whistle

So make your move and act like you wanna flip

I fire thirteen shots and pop another clip

I bring luck, my Glock's like a fuckin' mop

The more I shot, the more motherfuckers dropped

And even cops got shot when they rolled up

Best to bring a knot or get popped, I'm a soldier

I ain't the type to fetch ya, ask Stretch, he's my witness

Smoke 'til I'm blitzed, fuck a motherfuckin' piss test

I'm trigger happy, try to 'tack me and I'll drop you quick

Long as I got a clip, I got some shit to hit 'em with

The nigga killer, I get iller when the shit gets thick

My brain flips, I start thinkin' like a lunatic

I rip shit, came equipped with a bigger crew

I thought these niggas knew, I'm a crooked nigga too


[Outro]

Criminal behavior

Crimi— Criminal behavior (Crooked—)

Crooked-ass niggas come in all shapes and sizes

They wear disguises, backstabbing's what they specialize in

They'll try to get ya, they'll sweat ya to get in the picture

And then they hit ya, son of a bitch, now he's richer

Criminal behavior (Crooked-ass nigga)

Crimi— Criminal behavior

Suddenly I see some niggas that I don't like

Criminal— Criminal behavior

Criminal— Criminal—

Crim— Criminal behavior— 'havior

Criminal behavior

Criminal behavior— 'havior

Suddenly I see some niggas that I don't like

Suddenly I see some niggas that I don't like

Suddenly I see some niggas that I don't like

Criminal behavior (Criminal behavior)

Criminal be— Criminal— Crim—

Crim— Criminal behavior

Criminal be— Crimin— Crimin— Crimin—

Crim— Crimin— Crimin— Criminal behavior— 'havior

Criminal behavior

Suddenly I see some niggas that I don't like (*Gunshots*)

Got him

Suddenly I see some niggas that I don't like (*Gunshots*)

Got him

Suddenly I see some niggas that I don't like (*Gunshots*)