Hello Jerry, it's me Kramer

I write you from three thousand miles away

You may recall in the previous episode

That I packed up and moved to LA

Life here's crazy, I'm doing the Hollywood hustle

Working hard and trying to catch a break

But between the Smog Strangler and being made fun of on The Tonight Show

I don't know how much more of this I can take

I miss my old place

I miss your place too

I wish I could just burst right through that door

I miss Elaine and that crazy George Costanza

Hell, I even miss Newman

So goodnight to the city that never sleeps

As distant as the hills of yesterday

Goodbye, Jerry Seinfeld

Goodbye, New York City

Sincerely

Kramer in LA