[Intro]
"What the fuck is your name, motherfucker?"
"Long Rod."
"Fat Frank."
"Stiff Peter
Stiff, Stiff Peter."
"Imma let you guys in on a private personal part of my life and ladies, listen up, I may just save your relationship."
"They took a dick from California, transplanted that motherfucker to Washington D.C., and it fucked the nation!"
"And my greatest thrill is to bust my nuts in a bitch's mouth!"
"That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty"
[Fresh Kid Ice:]
Dick the Almighty's of no surprise
It'll fuck all the bitches, all shapes and size
She'll climb a mountain, even run the block
Just to kiss the head of this big black cock
It'll tear the pussy open, causin' satisfaction
The bitch won't leave, it's fatal attraction
Dick's so powerful she'll kneel and pray
Awaitin' her time, hopin' soon to slay
[Brother Marquis:]
That dick will make a bitch cry
When fuckin' a bitch that's tight inside
That dick has got a spell on you
Once it gets inside, you will act the fool
That dick will make a bitch act cute
Suck my dick, bitch, and make it puke
Jump up on it, grab it like you want it
If you could wear a dick, bitch you would flaunt it
That dick!
"Almighty, Al, Almighty
Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty
Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty Almighty"
"That Dick" "Al, Almighty"
[Fresh Kid Ice:]
Bitches are the ones thinkin' dicks get soft
They fucked one time and then got off
Thinkin' it's slick just to ride the dick
To make a nigga cum and then he'll quit
But not the long one, I won't play that shit
Put her ass in the buck and kill the clit
It's 15" long, 8" thick
Last name Almighty, first name is Dick
[Brother Marquis:]
That dick is a motherfucker
I can't be pussy-whipped by a dicksucker
That dick would drive a bitch crazy
Bitches wanna fuck when you're tired and lazy
That dick sometimes cost you money
Don't be blamed for a child that's not yours, dummy!
That dick is a greedy bitch's dinner
I let a bitch feed, before I go up in her
That dick!
"Almighty, Al, Almighty
Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty
Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That Dick" "Al, Almighty"
"That Dick" "Al, Almighty"
[Fresh Kid Ice:]
Bitches go crazy after all-night fucks
Startin' from the back then to the buck
Since a good dick is hard to find
I kill that pussy then fuck your mind
Bitches like the dick, just claim defeat
Forget the salad, just eat my meat
They pay big dollars, cause it don't come free
To spend time with the Dick the Almighty
[Brother Marquis:]
That dick will make you cheat on your man
Make you so freaky and hot in the ass
That dick will make you hurt yourself
When you don't have dick, you fingerfuck yourself
That dick is an awful thing
But you bulldagger bitches are fuckin' up the game
Rubbin' belly to belly, and skin to skin
Fuckin' like hell but ain't no dick goin' in
That dick!
"Almighty, Al, Almighty
Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That Dick" "Al, Almighty"
"That Dick" "Al, Almighty"
"That Dick" "Al, Almighty"
"When a woman is about to grab my private personal parts"
"I want her to graaab my private personal parts"
"Graaab my private personal parts"
"This record's dedicated to all you gals who don't appreciate us men enough
'A Hard Man is Good to Find'."
"'A Hard Man is Good to Find'."
"That Dick" "Almighty, Al, Almighty
Almighty, Al, Almighty"
"That Dick" "Al, Almighty"