This Subaru I hopped in from '85

Has me pushing pedal to its metal like I'm bound to die

It might just be slow as shit and as fast as a bitch

But you don't need a fast car to end up in a ditch

Blue interior to match my blue raspberry ice

I got white up on my seat like a head that's full of lice

Plaid pattern, sad saturn, ring around me 'cause I'm married

But I drive Subie, no Saturn, so I find mi novio scary (Faggot!)