[Intro: Alfred Hitchcock]

The human element has been removed

So if you would just lean back and relax

I'll tell you a little ghost story

Please don't hesitate to turn out the light

[Chorus]

Dear diary, I'm hiding what's inside of me

Dear diary, that bitch just fucking lied to me

Dear diary, I hope you getting high with me

Dear diary, dear diary

Dear diary, I know your getting tired of me

Dear diary, I wrote the thoughts inside of me

Dear diary, I know your getting high with me

[Verse]

Dear diary, you lied to me

I tried to see the brighter to me

Dear diary, I feel the blade inside of me

The blood is saying hi to me

Blood down my walls

And sixteen missed calls

You know I fall but I always get up

And you know I call but you don't always pick up

You don't always pick up

Pen and paper, I need a chaser

No eraser, I guess I hate her

I guess I hate her, I wanna erase her

Pen and paper with a blade

I don't wanna fucking pray

I don't wanna fucking stay

Bleeding as we speak

I haven't ate in weeks

I need some fucking shoes

I need a fucking clue

[Chorus]

Dear diary, I'm hiding what's inside of me

Dear diary, that bitch just fucking lied to me

Dear diary, I hope you getting high with me

Dear diary, dear diary

[Outro: Alfred Hitchcock]

The murder on tonight's program was, as usual, completely unrehearsed

In fact we haven't planned on having a killing at all

Our story was intended to be about a man found guilty

Of parking in front of a policeman

But the actors seem to have gotten out of hand

[Slowed Outro]

Dear diary, I'm hiding what's inside of me

Dear diary, that bitch just fucking lied to me

Dear diary, I hope you getting high with me

Dear diary, dear diary