dynamic slatt$$$

By 1Aaron

On Dynamic Slatt$$$*

Released on January 12, 2020

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[Verse 1: GTB Tezz, Donkey fart, & Davi Dynamic]

I just scammed a fat nigga, he looked like Mark Henry (He fat as fuck)

And I just shot a nigga in the stomach 'cause he’s in my kitchen goin' through my pantry (What the fuck?)

I just fucked a fat bitch, I think her name is Jackie

I just scammed a whole village, where the fuck they water went? (I don't know)

I just shot at police and then I pleaded innocent (I didn’t do that shit)

Shot a nigga in his hoodie, they call me George Zimmerman

I just smacked the fuck out of a fat nigga and took his Star Crunch (Gimme that shit)

I just scammed a lunch lady, now I'm gettin' free lunch (Yup)

Broke ass nigga can't even afford free lunch (He broke as fuck)

I just caught my big brother beatin' his dick to some hentai (What the fuck?)

Broke ass nigga can't even afford hentai (Broke as fuck)

I just shot an Iranian, I ain't even say goodbye (Uh-huh)

Smacked the fuck out my momma 'cause she ain’t get me no vbucks (What the fuck, bitch?)

And I just smacked my retarded cousin with a slice of fuckin’ pizza (That shit was greasy as hell)

I went to Africa and I found Bol Bol's cousin

I just met a bad bitch, she sucked me until I nutted (Uhhhh)

Bitch, I don’t want you, I want your sister and your cousin (Yup)

Not your ugly ass cousin, your cousin with a fuckin' husband (Hell no)

I just beat a fat nigga's ass and I took his fuckin' Sprite (Gimme that shit, ho)

And I got a Chinese plug, he was eatin’ steak and rice (Yummy, bitch)

[Verse 2: GTB Tezz, Donkey fart, & Davi Dynamic]

I just fucked the shit out of my sped cousin,she can't stop moanin' (She won't stop)

I just robbed a gas station and I stole all the Trojan's (Gimme that shit)

Shot a nigga in his head and that shit came out his fuckin' stomach (Boom boom boom boom boom)

I just fucked a black bitch and she looked like Harriet Tubman (Oh my fucking god)

I just shot a sped nigga, I ain't comin' out 'til the summer (Hell no)

Dude, I just missed the fuckin' pool party, man, that's a bummer (What the?)

I was swimmin' in her pussy, now I feel like Michael Phelps (Splash)

I just scammed John Cena for his WWE Championship belt (Gimme that shit, dumbass hoe)

[Verse 3: GTB Tezz, Donkey fart, & Davi Dynamic]

I just scammed my sped brother for like almost twenty bucks (Gimme that shit)

The government just deported all my cousins, like what the fuck? (What the fuck?)

Dude, I just met a hottie in the party in the lobby

Dude, that bitch is a sweater, she gives neck to everybody (What the fuck?)

Robbed a fat nigga, then I took his Lays Classic Chips (Gimme that shit)

Broke ass nigga can't even afford Lunchables chips and dip (He broke as fuck)

Made this fat bitch drip her tittles and twerk all over my dick (Uhhh)

Lizzo tried to crowd surf and broke somebody's big tip (Yo, watch out, bitch!)

I just scammed a fat African for his chicken and rice (Hahaha)

I just scammed a rich white man, now he eatin' bread and ice (Gimme that, ho)

And I feel like Swae Lee 'cause I ain't got no type

This bitch had an android so she asked me to Skype (Bitch, what the fuck do you want?)

Bitch, I feel like Dwight Howard 'cause I only fuck with dykes

I asked an African nigga at the gas station to plug me up right

That bitch said that she's good on her knees

She said "Who want me?" The Falcons so you can block for Drew Brees

I just stole a fat nigga's fidget spinner

Broke ass nigga in the crib eatin' TV dinner

Slowest nigga still ain't Read 180, what the fuck is up?

How you fail your Read 180 test, are you fucking dumb?

I just seen this gay fat nigga name Tory Lockett

Caught that nigga in the back of my house eatin' frozen hot pockets

I just scammed a white nigga and I think his name was Tony

I just looked at my deep freezer and that nigga was eating my frozen bologna