[Verse 1]

I've been walking on the railroad

She's been circling the half-pipe

I think I'm an intellectual, I mean

I've read Bukowski once or twice

Like summer that you spent too fast

I've been working on my hindsight

And I think she might really like me, I mean

Let's hope this horoscope is right

[Chorus]

Ooh ooh

Why don't you spend the night

So I don't hate myself tomorrow?

Ooh ooh

I never read the endings of those books

You let me borrow

[Verse 2]

I've been spending too much time by myself

Googling Tylenol and upset stomachs

Lurking on my phonе and internet when

Rеally I should be on la playa

She's a hunter and I'm not that fast, and

I can only fly away from hopeful thoughts at

Half speed, with a broken wing, she's

Laying on the couch and I've got nothing

[Chorus]

Ooh ooh

Why don't you spend the night

So I don't hate myself tomorrow?

Ooh ooh

I never read the endings of those books

You let me borrow

[Bridge]

I was living life, you were watching TV

And these reality shows are not important to me

You were missing my call but you're online as fuck

And like Morrissey said, "Hit me with a ten ton truck"

I’ll ascend to the top of self-pity mountain

And I’m the leader of the troupe

These regrets I'm counting

These regrets I’m counting

You’re numbers one through ten

I’m half to blame so alright

Let me amend you’re only one through five

[Chorus]

Whoa ooh

Why don't you spend the night

So I can hate myself tomorrow?

Whoa ooh

I never read the endings of those books

You let me borrow

Whoa ooh

But now I see the light

So I can save myself from sorrow

Whoa ooh

It's time I've read the endings

Of those books you let me borrow