[Intro]

(I'm gay)

[Verse 1]

Write a note to tell me how you feel

'Cause I'm both your friend and foe, so don't

Buy, or sell, or trade anything from me

I know you feel as good as I feel

Too bad it was yesterday

'Cause we'd feel twice as good, twice as good right now

[Chorus]

I'm like your pistol in your hand

Undress me now, stay while you can

Seduction can be oh, so nice

I'm not as sick as you might think

But your thing has that awful stink

Of that shit you use

I'm not the only one who

[Post-Chorus]

The only one who knows

The only one who knows

The only one

[Verse 2]

Take these hands and run along with me

Doing this I know will set us free

Only if you weren't such a fucking tease

Somehow you'd always drag me to my knees

This disease I call it abstinence

[Chorus]

I'm like your pistol in your hand

Undress me now, stay while you can

Seduction can be oh, so nice

I'm not as sick as you might think

But your thing has that awful stink

Of that shit you use

I'm not the only one who

[Post-Chorus]

The only one who knows

The only one who knows

The only one