Hehehe

[Verse 1: Owen Schafer]

I'm in that Stewie, call me Griffin (Griffin)

It's cold outside, put on them mittens

Erm, actually, fractionally, you don't compute

Smartie's a triangle, them angles acute (cute)

[?]

[Chorus]

Primapes, primapes, sitting in a tree

K-I-S-W-M-S-G

Sitting by the fire, I am a goat

That's pretty fire, I am a goat

[Verse 2: Eli Begonia]

This guy hits record, I've never been to Detroit

I really need to put on my ointments (mmm)

Pass me a mint

I also want to go to Flint, Michigan

Yes you can! (mmhmm)

I hate Kansas

Cis-gender

I hate you, you should get dismembered

Cut you up, put you in a meat blender

I rеfuse to buy tacos [?]

Put you in a zoo-

[Interlude]

[?] It is now New Years!

Midnight in Dеtroit! Woo!

What are you doing with your 2027, people?

God...

Yeah!

My allergies are getting really bad

I gotta-

I might, like, to fire something

Exit my fuckin' attire on and on

I might burn myself in a fire

Might... fuckin' do it [?]

[Verse 2: Eli Begonia]

-in Kalamazoo

William Shakespeare (the real one)

Call me Wade Van Valkenburg the way I be the speaker of the Michigan House of Representatives from 1953 to 1956

I eat a lot of sticks 'cause dogs use them to brush their teeth

[Chorus]

Primapes, primapes, sitting in a tree

K-I-S-W-M-S-G (mmhmm)

Sitting by the fire, I am a goat

That's pretty fire, I am a goat (wack)

[Verse 3: Eli Begonia]

Wee woo wee woo, there's a fire

It's getting much too hot, must remove my attire

There's a fire, I am a goat

So I must take off my attire

[Chorus]

Primapes, primapes, sitting in a tree

K-I-S-W-M-S-G

Sitting by the fire, I am a goat

That's pretty fire, I am a goat (hehehe)