[Intro]

Woo

[Verse]

Bet my money on a stupid boy, I lost that

So I ran out to the track to get my ass back

I just gotta leave this place with a big win

So I found a fuckin' jockey and I shagged him (Pick it up)

Pushed him down to the ground and I kissed him in his face (In his face)

Yeah, I stole his phone, that put him in his place (In his place)

Me and the boy, we ran out of the place (The place)

Then I took that boy back to my place

[Chorus]

Stupid sheep, I just fell out of the Jeep

Stole the money in your bank account, oh no

Stupid goat, I just fell out of the boat

Stole the money in your bank account, oh no

Stupid bird, I just fell off of the Bird

Stole the money in your bank account, oh no

Stupid dog, I just fell off of my hog

Stole the money in your bank account

[Bridge]

Stupid horse and a swordfish dancer

Bet my money on a fishnet carousel

Go, go, go, go, go so fast now

Go, go, go, go, go so fast now

Racing horses at the derby

Why am I always so damn lucky?

I always have all your money

I always win all the money

[Chorus]

Stupid sheep, I just fell out of the Jeep

Stole the money in your bank account, oh no

Stupid goat, I just fell out of the boat

Stole the money in your bank account, oh no

Stupid bird, I just fell off of the Bird

Stole the money in your bank account, oh no

Stupid dog, I just fell off of my hog

Stole the money in your bank account

[Refrain]

Stupid sheep, I just fell out of the Jeep

Stole the money in your bank account

Stupid goat, I just fell out of the boat

Stole the money in your bank account

[Outro]

Stole the money in your bank account

(Ice cream time!)

Stole the money in your bank account